NASA Pushes Back Against Claim Government Has an Alien Spaceship
Sorry, folks.
"We’re trying to take the world to a better place here."
"What does it say about a device when a CEO refuses to use it on launch day?"
"I was, like, freaking out."
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"What we’ve uncovered forces us to rethink a whole set of assumptions about hominins and human evolution."
He's down "at least a half an inch."
Mount Everest has nothing on these monsters.
Okay, that's pretty futuristic.
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"We’re definitely not alone."
"Now I was actually out of a job because of AI."
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Talk to the headset, because the face is not listening.