NASA Sponsored Researcher Suggests It Might Be Possible to Change the Laws of Physics
Mind blown.
This seems, uh, pretty bad.
The cursed spacecraft can't catch a break.
"There is a solar analog in the region where the most alien-like signal has come from."
Great, now we're thirsty.
Your pug is not okay.
"Monkeypox usually does not occur globally."
The suits are officially off the table until they figure out what went wrong.
"Biggest piece of s*** on this Earth."
"Ghoulish behavior. Do not resurrect the man for further movie appearances as a CGI puppet..."