Tesla Patents Bizarre Sucking Device
Tesla's long-awaited second-gen Roadster could suck really hard.
Tesla's long-awaited second-gen Roadster could suck really hard.
"This is very, very bad."
"Oh my Lord, there are no guardrails."
Hey, it had to end up somewhere.
What happened to its tail?
"We were all shocked, absolutely."
"What you’re talking about is super dangerous."
"It’s going to find its way into everything."
So much for being "unconstrained by a need to generate financial return."
"Significantly distorted."
Eat your heart out, Tony Hawk.
Is that what we really want?
It's bringing down the mouse.
"Want more info on bridges? Or back to Wall Street/job stuff?"
"I had an immediate physical convulsion upon seeing this image."
"OpenAI is currently sitting on both sides of the table in a closed boardroom, making a deal on humanity's behalf..."
They're accusing him of securities fraud.
"That's like nicotine equivalent of 30ish packs of cigs EVERY DAY."
"This is absolutely deranged."