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A video shows the self-driving system of a Tesla vehicle identify a crossing train as gigantic, elongated cars.
Self-Driving Vehicles

Video Shows Tesla Self-Driving System Mistaking Train for Procession of Gigantic, Comically Elongated Cars

Looks like it could use some more... training.

The CEO of Epic Games, the maker of Fortnite, is sounding off on his fellow tech executives for falling in line behind Donald Trump. 
Future Society

CEO Behind “Fortnite” Trashes Execs Suddenly Swearing Allegiance to Donald Trump

"Beware of the scummy monopoly campaign to vilify competition law."

Despite broadcasting a barrage of lies with its faulty AI summaries feature, Apple has yet to meaningfully address the problem.
Artificial Intelligence

Apple’s AI Is Constantly Butchering Huge News Stories Sent to Millions of Users

"It's wildly irresponsible that Apple doesn't turn off summaries for news apps until it gets a bit better at this AI thing."

In a sneaky line of questioning, Supreme Court Justice Alito pines for the good old days when porn mags came with intriguing articles.
Future Society

Supreme Court Justice Demands to Know Why Pornhub Doesn’t Have Literary Essays Alongside the Smut

Just scrolling for the essays, bro.

Meta-formerly-Facebook has deactivated automated systems that proactively tracked and limited the spread of viral conspiracies.
Future Society

Facebook Shuts Down Machine Learning Systems for Identifying Viral Hoaxes

*Audible groaning*

No Solicitors: Two salesmen, one a human and the other a robot, walk merrily in parallel with each other.
Artificial Intelligence

Horrendous New Startup Uses AI Agents to Flood Reddit With Posts Shilling Clients’ Products

Oh no.

A photo of Thomas the Tank Engine with Trump's face imposed where the train's face would normally be.
Advanced Transport

Leftists Plead With Trump Not to Build High Speed Rail System Connecting America’s Major Cities

"We should definitely *not* do this, or I will soy rage."

Khloe Kardashian has come under fire after criticizing Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass for cutting the city's fire department's budget.
Science & Energy

Kardashians Slammed for Using Way More Than Their Fair Share of Water, Then Griping About City’s Fire Response

"Must be weighing very heavy on you knowing you contributed to this."

Screenshots of various 3D-printed gun posts on Chinese app RedNote by American users
Future Society

Americans Flood Chinese Social App, Teach Users to 3D Print Guns

"This is how we do it in the USA."

RedNote or "Little Red Book" founder Mao Wenchao was apparently inspired by Stanford and Bain & Company for his app, not Mao Zedong.
Future Society

Man Named Mao Who Started Chinese App Called “Little Red Book” Was Actually Inspired by Stanford University and Mitt Romney

"It’s really all about eating, drinking, and being merry."

After blaming past blazes on "Jewish space lasers," Marjorie Taylor Greene is now big mad that the government isn't controlling the LA fires.
Space

Congresswoman Who Believed in “Jewish Space Lasers” Complains That Government Can’t Just Use Weather Control to Shut Down LA Fires

Nothing to seed here.

Home security footage shows a meteorite smashing into the ground right where the owner was standing only moments before.
Off-World

Video Shows Meteorite Smashing Ground Right Where Man Had Been Standing

"It probably would've ripped me in half."

It's been six weeks since Haliey "Hawk Tuah" Welch dropped her disastrous meme coin — and since she posted a podcast episode.
Cryptocurrency

The Hawk Tuah Girl Hasn’t Posted a New Podcast Since Her Crypto Project Imploded

And you won't believe what the final episode was titled.

Donald Trump has vowed to release information on the first day of his second presidency about the rash of bizarre drone sightings.
Drones

Trump Pledges Information About Mystery Drones on “Day One” of Presidency

"I think it’s ridiculous that they are not telling you about what is going on with the drones."

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced sweeping layoffs of what he refers to as "low-performers" at his empire.
Future Society

Zuckerberg Announces Layoffs After Saying Coding Jobs Will Be Replaced by AI

But wait a second...

The home of real estate mogul Keith Wasserman, who was mocked for calling for "private firefighters," burned down to the ground.
Science & Energy

CEO’s House Burns Down After He Pled for Private Firefighters

"Feels surreal to be homeless after living in so much abundance and beauty."

TikTok users looking to spite the US government have found a new home in Chinese app RedNote, along with a warm welcome from Chinese users.
Future Society

TikTok Users Looking to Spite US Government Find Warm Welcome on Chinese App

"I surrender all my data to China."

Did Elon Musk Pay a Gamer to Level a Character Up, Then Accidentally Kill It Permanently Due to Incompetence?
Elon Musk

Did Elon Musk Pay a Gamer to Level a Character Up, Then Accidentally Kill It Permanently Due to Incompetence?

"A life time of taking credit for other people's work has led to this."

Without Evidence, Elon Musk Says He’s Saved Thousands of Lives in LA Wildfires
Elon Musk

Without Evidence, Elon Musk Says He’s Saved Thousands of Lives in LA Wildfires

Citation needed.

Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”
Future Society

Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”

"Aria does not have genitalia... and is not meant for sex."