A NASA Spacecraft Orbiting Mars Just Mysteriously Went Offline
NASA is "investigating the anomaly."
NASA is "investigating the anomaly."
"We're now in a day and age where if we post a pencil drawing, most people are not going to acknowledge it."
"We will have to work through societal disruption."
Astronauts spotted "tiny cracks" in the spacecraft's window last month.
"Clearly, people did it for a long time — no problem. But I have relied on it so much."
"I started to get emails from all kinds of people asking if I could glaze pieces of pottery with their loved ones’ remains."
"We think these could be evidence of an ancient warmer and wetter climate where there was rain falling for millions of years."
"We should be at the top of things like LM arena."
Correction: 999,999,999 children.
"Hate to break it to y'all but using the word 'skiing' was very much intentional."
"It's like a Waymo standoff."
"The future is here, and it's not looking good."
Characters from old movies can now show off all-new products.
"Can you imagine being that rich and that miserable?"
It "lost its primary safety functions."
We can only imagine what witty navigation advice it'll cook up next.
"I used to sleep with a hammer under my bed. Since he started this medication, I can sleep more easily, and I don't need to sleep with the hammer anymore."
"Our study suggests that it is specifically social media that affects children’s ability to concentrate."
"The disruption caused by the creation and sharing of hoax images and videos like this creates a completely unnecessary delay to passengers at a cost to the taxpayer."