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Through a series of cruel experiments, British scientists have found psychological evidence linking flashy sports cars and small penis size in men.

Scientists Officially Link Sports Cars to Small Penis Size

A cruel psychologists' thesis.

By Noor Al-Sibai

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella took time to address concerns over AI safety in an interview with CBS News, and he seems confident about keeping AIs reined in.

Artificial Intelligence

Microsoft CEO Pretty Sure He Can Keep AI From Escaping Human Control

Well, if you say so...

By Frank Landymore

The Sun apparently got a little goofy as scientists observed a small, strange chunk of it breaking off and doing a little jig.

Small Chunk Breaks Off the Sun, Does a Little Dance

"It's very curious."

By Noor Al-Sibai

Two developers have created a program that leverages the AI DALLE-2 to churn out composite sketches, and they plan to pitch it to police departments.

Artificial Intelligence

Developers Create Police Sketches Using AI. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Fast-tracking a racism machine.

By Frank Landymore

SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell reiterated that the company's inaugural orbital launch attempt of its Starship spacecraft could end in an explosion.

SpaceX President Warns That Starship’s Orbital Launch May Explode

"We know how to get to orbit."

By Victor Tangermann

Goldman Sachs' board members are, apparently, mighty fed up with CEO David Solomon's increasingly problematic disc-jockeying hobby.

Goldman Sachs Annoyed by CEO’s Part Time Gig as a DJ

There's even been rumors of an ouster.

By Noor Al-Sibai

It seems like the birds may be coming home to roost with SpaceX's Starship after a bunch were seen flying (and dying) near its test site.

Huge Plume of Birds Explodes Out of SpaceX’s Powerful Starship Engine Test

This one's for the birds.

By Noor Al-Sibai

Microsoft appears to be aware of a hack to bring out a less controlled personality of OpenAI's ChatGPT, and it's discussing it.

Microsoft Is Apparently Discussing ChatGPT’s Bizarre Alternate Personality

ChatGPT is powerful — and difficult to control.

By Victor Tangermann

We have a humble suggestion: NASA should make interplanetary history once more by having its Ingenuity Mars helicopter do some sick tricks.

Suggestion: NASA Should Make Its Mars Helicopter Do Some Gnarly Tricks From “Tony Hawk”

A modest proposal.

By Victor Tangermann

French DJ and producer David Guetta recently treated festival-goers to a new track, featuring rapper Eminem. Just one thing: the feature was AI-generated.

Artificial Intelligence

David Guetta Faked Eminem’s Vocals Using AI for New Song

"Eminem bro, there's something that I made as a joke and it works so good — I could not believe it!"

By Maggie Harrison Dupré

SpaceX isn't willing to have its satellite internet service used for drone strikes by the Ukrainian military and is cutting their ability to do so.

SpaceX Sabotages Ukraine’s Military Capabilities Against Russia

"We know the military is using them for comms, and that's ok. But our intent was never to have them use it for offensive purposes."

By Victor Tangermann

Bloomberg has decided to chastise the lab-grown meat industry's failure to address cancer concerns — because of the fact that there... aren't... any.

Bloomberg Shredded for Amazingly Stupid Article About Fake Meat and Cancer

...........why?

By Maggie Harrison Dupré

In a truly bizarre case, doctors have documented for the first time ever a man developing a random Irish accent after getting prostate cancer.

Man’s Cancer Caused “Uncontrollable” Irish Accent, Doctors Say

Leprechauns and pots o'gold, it was not.

By Noor Al-Sibai

Twitter CEO Elon Musk is complaining about how few people are interacting with his tweets, Platformer reports. "This is ridiculous."

Elon Musk Furious at Twitter Engineers Because People Aren’t Faving His Tweets

"I have more than 100 million followers, and I’m only getting tens of thousands of impressions."

By Victor Tangermann

The company just fired 31 of its gigantic Super Heavy booster's 33 rockets at once, producing a gargantuan amount of thrust.

Breaking: SpaceX Reaches Major Starship Milestone, Fires 31 Engines At Once

Holy cow!

By Victor Tangermann

The AI girlfriend guys are at it again — and this time, they're hoping their literal internet girlfriends can save them from the robot apocalypse.

Artificial Intelligence

Man “Sure” His AI Girlfriend Will Save Him When the Robots Take Over

Keep on dreaming, pal.

By Noor Al-Sibai

A team of astrophysicists is suggesting we could protect the Earth from global warming by shooting lunar dust into space to shade the Earth from sunlight.

Scientists Unveil Plan to Mount Cannons on the Moon to Fight Climate Change

It makes more sense than you might think.

By Victor Tangermann

If you were on Elon Musk-owned Twitter at all yesterday evening, you may have noticed: it was broken. Unsurprisingly, things apparently weren't chill at HQ.

Panicked Elon Musk Asked Twitter Employees to Stop Building New Features as Site’s Infrastructure Crumbles

"Please pause for now on new feature development..."

By Maggie Harrison Dupré

A series of "unspeakable" words cause ChatGPT to respond in uncharacteristicly bizarre ways as well as returning a completely different word than entered.

Entering These “Unspeakable” Words Breaks ChatGPT

"I find that we're rushing ahead and we don't have the wisdom to deal with this technology."

By Frank Landymore

NASA's Curiosity Mars rover has made yet another astonishing discovery: "the mission's clearest evidence yet" of "ancient water ripples."

NASA Rover Finds What Appears to Be Ancient Water Ripple on Mars

"This is the best evidence of water and waves that we’ve seen in the entire mission."

By Victor Tangermann

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