Google Accidentally Sends Users Free Money
Free. Money.
And scientists think they'll find some even older, too.
What do you expect, an attention span?
Well, that's embarrassing.
The company is burning through cash at an alarming rate.
"The end of Greedflation must surely come. Otherwise, we may be looking at the end of capitalism."
"I cannot explain how absurd and silly this is."
When the trees of Mother Nature are just too low-tech.
"Eminem loves cats until the very end, they may drive us crazy, with their constant meows."
This is turning into a huge problem.
"We all know that we’re terminal."
We'll take one 3D-printed Plasticburger to go, please.
"A doctor's primary job is not to learn how AI works."
"We could see inside people's garages and their private properties."
"These were not calves: they were huge adult gray whales!"
"See, tech companies are powered by hype. It's not enough to be profitable."