Google Hires Weight Loss Drug Exec With Zero Tech Experience as New CFO
And the stock market is loving it.
And the stock market is loving it.
"Don't threaten me with a good time."
"You can generate any footage that you want."
"We have collected an amount and quality of data far beyond our expectations."
"The little flap that could."
"Fossil fuel pollution just keeps building up, much like trash in a landfill.”
The regrettable casualties of desperately chasing the industry's hot new thing.
"I just feel like this is not the right time."
"This has been something of a holy grail."
So says the company with fingers in both pies.
"Elon is not a typical executive, and Tesla is not a typical company."
At every step of the way, this was an AI-meets-information mess.
"There could be an artificially constructed sensory input that makes you go insane forever."
Executives had to put it on an ice pack before showing it off to investors. No, really.
"Looks like we picked up a couple more helium leaks."
"The question is, how much of the ship is left?"
"It’s an act of self harm at Microsoft in the name of AI."
"We can't live without the internet."