Cybertruck Goes to Mardi Gras Parade, Gets Bombarded by Trash and Flees in Shame
That's gotta hurt.
"Now you’re in a category that’s no longer funny."
Google searches have never been more misleading.
"You’re looking at these dinosaurs and their anatomy in a completely different way."
"Our longer-term de-extinction project is really going to work."
"It was just incessant."
A whole flock of dead canaries.
Seriously — who asked for this?
A unicorn of a discovery.
"They brought duct tape and masks and were armed with handguns."
Talk about a villain arc.
"Tesla is under pressure."
AI is threatening journalism.
"Kids can see these aren’t knuckle-dragging jobs."
"I think we all know the hope is fading as we continue the mission."
"There's nowhere to hide."