Orlando Bloom Planning the Worst Possible Thing at Jeff Bezos’ Wedding
Orlando... don't....
Orlando... don't....
That looked dangerous.
That could've been a lot worse.
"It seems extremely likely that we're gonna be drowning in this sh*t for the foreseeable future."
"This is silly, disappointing and wrong."
MAHA loves trusting AI slop, apparently.
It's hard to imagine things getting much worse.
"Way to go Fansly! Good job shooting yourself in the foot."
"It’s an ‘applicant tsunami.'"
And honestly, can you blame them?
This heat is deathly serious.
"Danger. Speed bump growing zone."
Oooooh, they're in trouble.
"Like an air fryer, it's going to be hot."