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"You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate."
"You now can either turn yourself in or you can cooperate."
Engineers are racing to meet Musk's deadline.
"Intense heat creates a lot more stress on the helicopters."
But hey, at least they sort of know what's going on now!
"The beautiful thing about the commercial crew program is that we have two vehicles, two different systems, that we could use to return crew."
"Sorry, but we could not generate an answer to your question."
New Waffle House Index just dropped.
"This is a very ambitious and very exciting mission."
"I have a real good feeling in my heart that the spacecraft will bring us home, no problem."
"I am a real person and that is me in the photo."
"SpaceX is Elon, and Elon is SpaceX."