The Cybertruck’s Wheel Covers Are Tearing Up Its Tires
Yikes.
"Our company is not sensitive enough."
"It's been the mission of a lifetime for all of us."
What could possibly go wrong?
In his own words, he was "an idiot."
"Whatever you have done wrong as a lawyer, you have probably not tanked your client’s $56 billion pay package by crying at a deposition."
No, it's not Steve Carell.
"This technology now has the potential to confuse consumers with misinformation."
"Then it lurched back and forth against the side of the car, with the safety flag happily waving."
This story, for once, has a happy ending.
"The costs and risks of creating a viable exchange from what Mr Bankman-Fried left in a dumpster were simply too high."
"You would think we were chasing an international fugitive instead of an innocent monkey."
The one thing other executives agree on.
"This music is currently unavailable."
It will "drive you mad."
How about some demonic chicken wings for dinner?
"It would have been nice to get a call from Elon Musk. But I guess workers are just disposable to them."
"I like to think it’s the beginning of nonaddictive medicines for pain."
Have we already hit peak AI?
"I’m sorry for everything you have all been through."