Twitter HQ Marinates in Stench After Elon Musk Fires Janitors, Forces Engineers Back to Office
"You know it smell crazy in there."
"You know it smell crazy in there."
"Engineering the brain is really this very transcendent goal if you take it seriously."
"Given how effective it was at drowning out other people, I wouldn’t be surprised if a government of some kind tries to use this technique in the future."
"It's clearly already broken."
"Finally we're seeing the common-sense decision to move the government's largest fleet of vehicles to all-electric, a massive win for climate and public health."
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These poor creatures.
"I needed someone to tell me I was gay and that was OK. I got the exact opposite."
"A true fusion power station is unlikely to be running before my grandchildren turn 70."
"My power's really low, so this may be the last image I can send."
"Dragging a trailer full of chips around is not the most intense, tough ask."
"His personality is absolutely tanking the Tesla brand. I'm looking forward to having an Elon-free existence."
SBF had to be "awakened by a court official" during Monday's hearing.
"Our study of warp drives has paved the way for gravitational wave detection."
First they came for Pornhub...