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Former OceanGate contractor Antonella Wilby revealed that the imploded submersible relied on handwritten coordinates and Excel spreadsheets.
Future Society

When You Hear How the Doomed Titanic Sub’s Sonar System Worked, You May Die of Secondhand Embarrassment

"This is an idiotic way to do navigation."

In a new analysis, scientists have found evidence of water existing basically all over the Moon, though more in some areas than others.
Moon

Scientists Find Evidence of Water All Over the Moon

"Future astronauts may be able to find water even near the equator by exploiting these water-rich areas."

Standup comedian John Mulaney was invited to do a set at a San Francisco event put on by AI company Dreamforce. He roasted them brutally.
Artificial Intelligence

An AI Event Hired John Mulaney to Do a Comedy Set and He Brutally Roasted Them Onstage

"So many of you feel imminently replaceable."

Axiom Space, the company NASA picked to develop a private space station, is in damage control after Forbes reported that it's in big trouble.
Future Society

The Company Building NASA’s Next Space Station Says Things Are Actually Going Great Even Though It’s Firing 100 Employees and Can’t Pay Its Bills

The CEO is crying fake news.

Ramzan Kadyrov, the Russian warlord who rules the Chechen Republic, claimed that Elon Musk "remotely disabled" his Cybertruck.
Elon Musk

Warlord Straight Out of “Mad Max” Says Elon Musk Remotely Shut Down His Cybertruck

"How could you do that, Elon?"

New footage released by the US Coast Guard shows the remains of the OceanGate Titan submersible's pressure hull.
Advanced Transport

New Footage Shows Imploded Crew Compartment of Doomed Titanic Sub

A watery grave.

Jay Varma, who led New York's COVID response during the height of the pandemic, bragged about breaking his own rules on video.
Developments

NYC’s Top COVID Official Threw Sex Parties During Height of Pandemic While Telling Everyone Else to Socially Distance

"I had to be kind of sneaky about it... I was running the entire COVID response for the city."

Scientists have determined that a supermassive black hole is starving a galaxy of essential materials to make new stars.
Black Holes

Scientists Spot Giant Black Hole Destroying Galaxy

Starved.

Along with coal, the natural gas industry is now stepping up to meet the ludicrous energy demands imposed by AI.
Fossil Fuels

The US Is Backsliding Into Dirty Fossil Fuels Because of Ravenous AI Datacenters

"We were poised to shift away from the energy system of the past ... But now we're going in the opposite direction."

Researchers at MIT suggest that the microscopic "primordial black holes" could be blasting through our solar system at least once a decade.
Science & Energy

Scientists Suggest Tiny Black Holes Are Regularly Cruising Through Our Star System

They could exert enough force to cause Mars to wobble in its orbit.

During an international summit, some of the world's foremost AI experts came together to write a definitive dispatch on its dangers.
Artificial Intelligence

Leading AI Scientists Warn AI Could Escape Control at Any Moment

"Loss of human control or malicious use of these AI systems could lead to catastrophic outcomes."

Despite a significant proportion of cancer cases being attributed to alcohol, most people still don't realize its cancer risks.
Cancer

Experts Warn of Link Between Drinking Alcohol and Getting Cancer

"Fifty-one percent of people — or more than half — do not know that alcohol increases your risk of cancer."

A Starship delivery robot, which are used on campuses across the US, suddenly changed direction and struck a woman crossing the sidewalk.
Robotics

Woman Run Down by Delivery Robot on College Campus

The company offered *promo codes* as consolation.

Chris Wilson bought a rusty cruise ship off Craigslist and spent years and lots of money trying to restore it, but now the ship is sinking.
Future Society

Man Buys Cruise Ship on Craigslist, Disturbed When It Starts Sinking

"It haunts me and I lose sleep over it."

Novo Nordisk, the manufacturer behind Ozempic and Wegovy, has another weight loss medication in the works with some unsettling side effects.
RX and Medicine

Novo Nordisk’s New Weight Loss Drug Shows Ominous Psychiatric Side Effects

That's not good.

The Thwaites or "Doomsday" glacier will melt at an even faster rate as the century marches on, a team of international scientists concluded.
Climate Change

Scientists Horrified by What They Found Under the Doomsday Glacier

"Grim."

Queries to OpenAI's ChatGPT eat up a surprising amount of water and electricity to cool data centers and run calculations.
OpenAI

The Environmental Toll of a Single ChatGPT Query Is Absolutely Wild

The answers are going to shock you.

Two advanced mannequins flew aboard the Artemis I mission to record data on radiation exposure inside the spacecraft.
NASA

NASA Analyzes Synthetic Human Bodies It Sent on Lunar Journey

We thank them for their sacrifice.

A series of ancient impact craters could be evidence of where meteors fell to Earth from a ring system hundreds of millions of years ago.
Science & Energy

Scientists Find Evidence Earth Used to Have a Ring Like Saturn

A match made in orbit.

As the tech industry sees more and more layoffs, one desperate tech worker resorted to putting up flyers outside of Google.
Future Society

Desperate Tech Worker Hangs Up Hundreds of Flyers Looking for Job Outside Facebook and Google

"LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB."