Scientists Say If We’re Extremely Lucky, This Asteroid May Put Us Out of Our Misery
Honestly, we probably deserve it.
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Honestly, we probably deserve it.
Musk's wealth is suddenly looking brittle.
The wealthy are not enjoying this one.
Trump immediately started speculating wildly.
"Someone is not presenting the whole story to our new president."
"You can't steal from us! We stole it fair and square!"
"I am no longer injecting my son's blood."
Dealers for me, but not for thee.
Wait until he hears about his uncle, JFK.
"Everything Elon does is about acquiring and consolidating power."
What's the federal budget for sippy cups?
"2026: tipping your Waymo so it doesn’t narc on you for having sex in the back."
What could possibly go wrong?
OpenAI is sobbing that someone else did... exactly what it did.
"Just happen to announce this the same day they invite all federal employees to quit."
"What a beautiful car."
It's hard to be shocked these days.