Hawaii Menaced by Furious Wild Chickens
"They're not the smartest birds, but they're smarter than people give them credit for."
"They're not the smartest birds, but they're smarter than people give them credit for."
"F***ing embarrassing."
Maybe I *am* a robot!
"The air contains an enormous amount of electricity."
Their "evidence" is severely flawed.
"A chatbot is no substitute for human empathy."
This is a new low... even for Florida.
We don't know how good we have it here on Earth.
This kind of malware has a sordid history.
Don't worry, it'll all work itself out in the end.
"We cannot kick this can down the road."
"If we can comply, we will, and if we can’t, we’ll cease operating."
"Hmm, it seems like you might be feeling a bit down. How about I recommend a meal that will lift your spirits?"