Trump Sounds Like He’s Dying Inside as He Shills New Digital Trading Cards
"You all know what they are, we've had a lot of fun with them."
"You all know what they are, we've had a lot of fun with them."
"I don't think he could be in the cabinet."
"I've lost all my money."
It keeps getting worse.
"The web is becoming increasingly a dangerous place to look for your data."
Experts say it could be headed straight to zero.
"There's nothing on training, there's nothing on privacy, there's nothing on security and equity, none of that."
"No Alarm, No Notifications to my phone."
"After all the hype for me, it was kind of a big disappointment."
"Turn it off. Turn it off!"
"We have some pretty ambitious objectives."
"We hate SpaceX. We talk s**t about them all the time, and now they’re bailing us out."
The article was bylined by a fake writer — and plagiarized word-for-word from an alt-right conspiracy website.
Never a good sign when your patient is screaming.
More human than human.