Retired Astronaut Admits Boeing’s Starliner Has Trapped Crew in Space
"Of course they don’t feel comfortable putting them in the vehicle."
"Of course they don’t feel comfortable putting them in the vehicle."
Did we really take the red pill?
Everything about this is so unsettling.
"Octopuses are among the most intelligent creatures in the oceans."
Regulators are not happy.
This is the biggest meme since "Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer."
"I love and am forever endlessly proud of Vivian."
NASA is "chomping at the bit" to launch it.
Does the whale have a grudge?
Are we laughing or crying?
"Most likely to contain fossilized microbial Martians."
"Suits are available for Butch and Suni."
"Things will always, provably, go wrong."
But executives still think it's going to be a magic bullet.
"Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels..."
The level of detail is "tremendous."
NASA is still "not quite ready" to announce a return date.