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Gannett promised that no AI content would be published to its vast network without direct human oversight. This isn't how things played out.
Artificial Intelligence

Gannett Promised to Be Super Responsible With AI Before Completely Bungling It

They promised that no AI content would be published in its papers without human oversight.

Elon Musk intentionally hamstrung SpaceX's Starlink network to thwart a Ukrainian attack on Russia's naval fleet near the Crimean coast.
Elon Musk

Elon Musk Secretly Manipulated Starlink to Hamstring Ukrainian Attack Against Russia

"How am I in this war?"

Gizmodo's owner fired the site's Spanish translators to replace them with automated software. Surprise: the AI is already doing a bad job.
Artificial Intelligence

Gizmodo Fires Spanish-Speaking Staff, Replaces Them With AI That Immediately Starts Making Sloppy Mistakes

Get ready for an internet full of butchered AI content.

We tracked down one of the diarrhea plane's unlucky passengers, who confirmed that the defecation disaster was indeed extensive.
Advanced Transport

Passenger on Ill-Fated Diarrhea Plane Says Flight Attendants Were Forced to Craft “Makeshift Biohazard Suits”

"I woke up and there was a bit of a strange smell."

An AI pioneer and onetime Google executive has issued a stark warning about the technology he helped unleash upon the world.
Google

Former Google Exec Warns AI Could Create a Deadly Plague

"We are working with dangerous things."

Japanese auto giant Toyota has had to shut down all of its factories in the country due to "insufficient disk space."
Advanced Transport

Toyota Factories Shut Down When Company Runs Out of Disk Space

It's a major fumble.

It appears that the US military is about to launch something big from the Space Force base in Cape Canaveral.
Future Society

The US Military Is Planning to Secretly Launch Something From Cape Canaveral

"We have nothing to announce at this time."

An AI-generated song featuring the cloned vocals of Drake and the Weeknd has officially been submitted for two Grammys.
Artificial Intelligence

AI-Generated Drake Song Submitted for Grammys

"As far as the creative side, it’s absolutely eligible because it was written by a human."

Bad news for techie kinksters: a company that sold internet-connected chastity cages has exposed itself online. 
Internet Of Things

Internet-Connected Chastity Cage Reportedly Leaks Detailed Private Info About Users

Beware remote-controlled sex toys, y'all.

Mitch McConnell's freezing spells have once again perturbed the nation, but there's apparently nothing happening that brain scans can see. 
Neuroscience and Brain

Mitch McConnell’s Doctor Says His Brain Scans Are Clear

The brain scans might be fine, but McConnell definitely doesn't seem to be.

After making it safely to the lunar surface last month, India's Vikram Moon lander just pulled off its next daring stunt.
Moon

India’s Moon Lander Just Took Off Again and Landed in a Different Place

"Vikram soft-landed on the Moon again!"

A 45-year-old man in New Jersey thought it was hilarious to contaminate nearby pools with packets of Sea Dye using a drone.
Future Society

Man Arrested for Dropping Chemical Into Swimming Pools Using Drone

"He was getting too happy with doing it."

College applicants will soon be using it on their admissions essays — and there's a lot to unpack for colleges.
OpenAI

Oh God… Kids Are About to Start Writing College Application Essays Using ChatGPT

Oh no.

A company has developed a miniaturized in-vitro fertilization (IVF) and embryo incubator, which they hope will be launched into space soon.
Prosthetics and Devices

Startup Planning to Launch IVF and Embryo Incubator Into Space

"It's pretty pointless to spend all those billions of dollars and effort on preparing settlements on Mars if you cannot fix the reproductive challenge."

Rather than simply scrub its many pages of Lede AI-generated content clean, Gannett is updating the articles to correct their many "errors."
Artificial Intelligence

USA Today Updates Every AI-Generated Sports Article to Correct “Errors”

That's one way to do it.

A California-based biotech company says it has successfully implanted lab-made neurons in Parkinson's patients' brains to stimulate dopamine.
Brain

Biotech Company Says It’s Implanted Dopamine-Making Cells in Patients’ Brains

Whoa.

A woman's doctors found a surgical instrument the size of a dinner plate inside her abdomen a whopping 18 months after she'd had surgery. 
Health & Medicine

Doctors Discover Instrument Left in Patient’s Body For 18 Months After Surgery

What an absolute nightmare.

A biologist was shocked to find his name was mentioned several times in a scientific paper, which references papers that simply don't exist.
OpenAI

Professor Caught Using ChatGPT When Scientific Paper Was Full of Errors

"This undermines trust in the scientific literature."

Elon Musk is on a quest to prove that he is not anti-Semitic — and is threatening to sue a well-known Jewish advocacy groups to do so. 
Elon Musk

Elon Musk Says He Has to Sue Jewish Anti-Hate Group to Prove He’s Not Antisemitic

"Oh the irony!"

India's Chandrayaan-3 Moon mission rover and lander, Pragyaan and Vikram, are taking a well-earned nap as they await the next lunar sunrise.
Moon

India’s Moon Rover Has Gone to Sleep

A little nap never hurt.