Scientists Discover That Ancient Humans Were Tripping Balls in a Cave
"Sometimes when people think about drugs, they think it's a modern practice. These results tell a different story."
"Sometimes when people think about drugs, they think it's a modern practice. These results tell a different story."
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"We found no evidence that older child-free adults experience any more life regret than older parents."
That would explain... a lot.
We can barely contain our excitement over here.
And scientists think they'll find some even older, too.
What do you expect, an attention span?
Well, that's embarrassing.
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"I cannot explain how absurd and silly this is."
When the trees of Mother Nature are just too low-tech.
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This is turning into a huge problem.
"We all know that we’re terminal."