$500,000 Sand Dune to Protect Vacation Homes Washes Away in Three Days
Oh. Ah. And yet.
Musk, making a savvy business decision for once in his life, apparently refused.
Wait... isn't that their whole business model?
"He was in very good spirits and really looking forward to putting this phase of his life behind him and moving on."
"'I lost control of the plane. My gauges just kind of went blank on me.'"
"It happened one morning like any other, during an ordinary walk."
This couldn't have happened at a worse time for Boeing.
"The gravity fields of the planets in the solar system interfere with each other..."
The company is calling his "convoluted" bluff.
"This is the road to how life can arise in a laboratory."
"This means with a leaked email and password, an owner could lose their Tesla vehicle."
"There [were] no deviations from expected behavior."
"The ceiling's broken from people's heads and bodies hitting it."
"I can see through the truck from here."
It's science FICTION, Neil!
"Those who invest should be prepared to lose all their money."
"I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused."