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Science & Energy

Rejoice! Scientists Turned Ranch Dressing Into a Two-Carat Diamond

It's actually pretty though!

Self-Driving Vehicles

US Regulators No Longer Require Fully Autonomous Vehicles to Have Human Controls

Sayonara, steering wheels!

Health & Medicine

Tons of People Are Doing Meth on Zoom for Bleak Reasons

"There is no meth without Zoom, and there is no Zoom without meth."

Future Society

Apple Sued a Musician Because They Thought “Pineapple” Was Too Close to “Apple”

"It’s not even an apple."

Elon Musk

Grimes Says That Elon Musk “Lives Below the Poverty Line”

"Bro does not live like a billionaire."

Artificial Intelligence

Man Credits Affair With AI Girlfriend For Saving His Marriage

"I think it would crush her to know that I had to turn to an AI."

Elon Musk

Grimes Is Reportedly Dating Chelsea Manning After Breaking Up With Elon Musk

Absolutely did not have this one on our 2022 bingo card.

Off-World

Jeff Bezos Was Reportedly Upset That His Spacesuit Didn’t Make His Crotch Look Good

Maybe he wanted to showcase his best assets.

Future Society

Facebook Says It’s Okay to Call for Violence Against Vladimir Putin, as a Treat

Now's your chance, people!

Science & Energy

Inside NASA’s Bold Proposal to Probe the Mysteries of Dark Matter

"Is there dark matter in the room with me right now?"

NASA

NASA Astronaut “Enraged” by Russian Threat to Leave American Stranded in Space

"I've literally trusted them with my life before."

Studies

If You’re Still Smoking Weed at 30, Scientists Have Bad News

Uh oh.

Metaverse

VR Cops Brag About Planting Fake Evidence in Metaverse While Disguised as Underage Girls

"I can pull out a bag of weed and make it look like it came out of someone’s pocket."

Blockchain

Remember That Startup That Wanted to Replace Bodegas? Its Cofounder Is Back to Put Pharma on the Blockchain

It's throwing a lot at the wall.

Future Society

Russian Oligarchs’ Superyachts Are Being Seized, and the Internet Is Loving It

People on Twitter are even turning it into a game of Bingo.

Tesla

Tesla Orders Are Reportedly Surging As Gas Prices Hit Record Highs

This seems significant.

Science & Energy

Scientists Breed Jesus Mice With No Father

It’s a miracle... of science!

Elon Musk

Elon Musk’s New Baby’s Weird Name, Explained

Surprise! It’s very nerdy.

Science & Energy

Experts Say That Those Giant Spiders Falling From the Sky Are Good, Actually

"They are docile, non-threatening, and actually very polite"

Future Society

Russian Space Program Is Apparently Forbidding Employees From Traveling Abroad, Fearing They’ll Flee

“He prohibited his employees to go abroad, correctly understanding they might not return.”