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Future Society

“Elon” Plummets in Popularity as a Baby Name for Some Reason

We can't imagine why.

Blockchain

Celebrities Are Officially Being Sued by FTX Retail Investors

"FTX’s fraudulent scheme was designed to take advantage of unsophisticated investors..."

Finance

Sam Bankman-Fried Admits the “Ethics Stuff” Was “Mostly a Front”

Oh god, he admitted it.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk Has Also Been Firing SpaceX Employees for Criticizing Him

If you even whisper a joke about Elon at one of his companies, you're in trouble.

Future Society

Telsa Superfan Dismayed When He Pays for Checkmark and It Doesn’t Even Appear on His Profile

"I'm in checkmark purgatory."

Off-World

Missing Astronomer Found Dead Near Space Telescope in Chile

"We lament giving this sad news and extend our condolences to his family and friends."

Metaverse

Ozzy Osbourne “Performed” in the Metaverse and It Was Comically Horrible

The metaverse sells... but who's buying?

Elon Musk

Elon Musk Denies “False” Reports of SpaceX Stock Sale

What the actual heck is going on here?

Moon

NASA Says It’s Fine That Some Pieces May Have Fallen Off Its Moon Rocket During Launch

It's always funny when a piece falls off something very expensive.

Boston Dynamics

Boston Dynamics Sues Competitor That Put a Gun on Its Robodog

Robodog drama!

Developments

Slipknot Drummer Warns of Hearing Damage From Loud Music

"I don't go to a single show without wearing earplugs."

Health & Medicine

FTX’s In-House Psychiatrist Says Employees Weren’t Having Enough Sex, Actually

"They were undersexed, if anything."

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos Warns People Not to Buy Expensive Things Ahead of Black Friday

"If we're not in a recession right now, we're likely to be in one very soon."

Cryptocurrency

Politicians Refuse to Say Whether They’ll Give Back Donations From Sam Bankman-Fried

You wouldn't take money from a disgraced billionaire.

Blockchain

Celebrities Frantically Deleting Tweets Shilling FTX Before Its Collapse

We'd probably do the same.

Off-World

Chinese Official Squirms at Question About Rocket That Disintegrated in Orbit

She was NOT having it.

Moon

NASA Shuts Hatch on Rocket Launching to the Moon

Again.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk’s Mom Pleads With Everyone to Stop Being So Mean to Her Perfect Boy

Don't talk to Maye Musk or her son ever again!!

Science & Energy

Meal Kit Giant Accused of Using Monkey Labor to Source Coconut Milk

Absolutely horrendous, if true.

Science & Energy

Chilling Optical Illusion Creates Ghostly Figure Hiding in the Fog

"Creepy to see it out of the corner of my eye..."