More from Noor Al-Sibai (Page 46)

Obviously, we're a site about the future. But we'd be absolutely remiss if we didn't point out that this incredible date is never, ever going to happen again, for the rest of time.

We Gotta Talk About the Fact That Today Is 2/22/2022

By Noor Al-Sibai

A nightmarish mix of Big Tech overreach meets state authoritarianism resulted in algorithm to predict which low-income "future teens" in his province would be likely to get pregnant.

Artificial Intelligence

Microsoft Created Creepy Algorithm to Predict Which Specific Teens Would Get Pregnant

By Noor Al-Sibai

There are apparently some drug researchers who hate fun and think that microdosing is fake.

Microdosing Acid Doesn’t Have Any Benefits, Say Scientists With No Sense of Fun

By Noor Al-Sibai

We regret to inform you that the crypto bros are at it again — except this time, the "bro" in question is Mark Zuckerberg's sister Randi.

Mark Zuckerberg’s Sister Posts Skin-Crawlingly Horrible Song About Crypto

By Noor Al-Sibai

The James Webb Space Telescope keeps trucking along splendidly — and it just hit another exciting milestone.

James Webb Space Telescope

The James Webb Space Telescope Just Locked Onto Its First Star

By Noor Al-Sibai

It's illegal for any one nation to lay claim to property in outer space, but that's not stopping one economic think tank from pushing for lunar property sales.

Economist Mocked for Proposing That We Sell the Moon

By Noor Al-Sibai

It's "sad" enough that Melania Trump's NFT sales bombed — but now, it looks like she may have had to buy it herself to save face.

Melania Trump Accused of Secretly Buying Her Own NFT to Avoid Disgrace

By Noor Al-Sibai

Supermodel Linda Evangelista hid for five years after a non-surgical cosmetic treatment when the fat she hoped to freeze off turned hard and lumpy.

Health & Medicine

Supermodel Says She Was “Permanently Deformed” by Cosmetic Procedure

By Noor Al-Sibai

Elon Musk's charitable giving has hit newsstands — and the world may have a professional poker player to thank for it.

Elon Musk Hired A Professional Gambler to Manage His Philanthropic Donations

By Noor Al-Sibai

Amid a maelstrom about AI consciousness, one MIT data scientist has highlighted that the concept might not be so far-fetched.

Artificial Intelligence

MIT Researcher: Don’t Ignore the Possibility That AI Is Becoming Conscious

By Noor Al-Sibai

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station can now add "biometric technician" to their resumes.

NASA Is Scanning Its Astronauts’ Eyes and Veins Aboard the ISS

By Noor Al-Sibai

OpenAI cofounder Ilya Sutskever's claim that some AI may already be conscious has generated a lot of conversation among experts.

Artificial Intelligence

Researchers Furious Over Claim That AI Is Already Conscious

By Noor Al-Sibai

Fans Say the Foo Fighters’ Metaverse Concert Was A Total Disaster

Fans Say the Foo Fighters’ Metaverse Concert Was A Total Disaster

By Noor Al-Sibai

The makers of "Magic: The Gathering" have sent a sent a cease and desist letter to a group of fans that plan to launch a series NFTs.

Maker of “Magic” Cards Sends Cease and Desist to Project Minting Unauthorized NFTs

By Noor Al-Sibai

Facebook's lowest-paid workers make only $1.50 an hour to moderate violent and disturbing content in an outsourced facility in Kenya.

Facebook Criticized for Running Giant “Sweatshop” in Africa

By Noor Al-Sibai

The American West's "megadrought" has made the region the driest it's been in more than a millennium.

The American West’s “Megadrought” Is The Worst It’s Been in 1,200 Years

By Noor Al-Sibai

YouTuber and professional boxer Logan Paul is starting his own NFT marketplace because we live in the absolute worst possible timeline.

Notorious Scoundrel Logan Paul Files Paperwork to Start NFT Marketplace

By Noor Al-Sibai

Prominent NFT Marketplace Shuts Down Almost All Sales for Fraud

Prominent NFT Marketplace Shuts Down Almost All Sales for Fraud

By Noor Al-Sibai

An aging SpaceX rocket is on a collision course with the moon — and one space enthusiast has captured it on video.

Guy With Huge Telescope Spots Tumbling SpaceX Rocket About to Crash Into Moon

By Noor Al-Sibai

OpenAI's chief scientist has admitted what we all fear — that artificial intelligence may be gaining consciousness.

OpenAI Chief Scientist Says Advanced AI May Already Be Conscious

By Noor Al-Sibai

So much for Tesla having the most advanced self-driving technology in the world.

Self-Driving Vehicles

Experts Alarmed by Videos of Tesla Full Self-Driving Totally Screwing Up

By Noor Al-Sibai

We've finally gotten our first peek at the James Webb Space Telescope's photos and, naturally, one of them is a "selfie."

James Webb Space Telescope

The James Webb Space Telescope Just Released Its First Image

By Noor Al-Sibai

The rapping CEO who got arrested for alleged crypto laundering isn't a flight risk because, her lawyer says, she wants to stay close to her frozen eggs.

Lawyer for Crypto Laundering Rapper Says She Won’t Flee Because of Her Frozen Embryos

By Noor Al-Sibai

The world's largest cryptocurrency exchange is investing $200 million into Forbes so that the website can become publicly traded.

The World’s Biggest Crypto Exchange Is Investing $200 Million in Forbes, a Site Where Anyone Can Shill Crypto

By Jon Christian, Noor Al-Sibai

Seattle-area Mazda drivers found themselves in NPR hell after their cars refused to tune into anything else due to a glitch.

Advanced Transport

NPR Station Traps Mazda Smart Radios So They Can Only Listen To It

By Noor Al-Sibai

Aa team of researchers from the University of Reading in the UK found that it's possible to encourage rain by supercharging clouds with electricity.

Science & Energy

Scientists Propose Electrocuting Clouds to Make it Rain

By Noor Al-Sibai

Planetary scientists believe they've unlocked two mysteries about Saturn while studying its atmospheric currents.

Scientists Unlock Decades-Old Mystery Behind Glow on Saturn

By Noor Al-Sibai

Threats of Russian invasion have led the Ukrainian military to a bizarre training location — the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.

Great, Ukraine is Doing Military Combat Drills in Chernobyl Now

By Noor Al-Sibai

A gaggle of troublesome turkeys have laid siege to NASA's Ames Center in Mountain View, California.

Furious Turkeys Lay Siege to NASA Lab

By Noor Al-Sibai

It's 2022, so naturally, the feds have brought down a Bitcoin-laundering power couple — one half of whom is a crypto wallet CEO who is also an extremely bad rapper.

Feds Arrest Crypto CEO for Bitcoin Laundering, But Her Real Crime Was Against Rap Music

By Noor Al-Sibai

A new study details how researchers have used electrical implants connected to a smartphone app to help Michel Roccati walk again after a spinal injury.

Prosthetics and Devices

Spine Implants Allow Paralyzed Man to Control Legs Using App

By Noor Al-Sibai

AI-generated images have always been creepy, but one artist's neural network-guided interpretation of BuzzFeed headlines takes it to a whole new dimension.

Artificial Intelligence

Mad Scientist Forces AI to Make Horrific Pictures Out of BuzzFeed Headlines

By Noor Al-Sibai

After accruing even more dust during a recent storm, NASA scientists believe that the InSight Mars lander may finally be on its last legs.

NASA’s Mars Lander Believed to Be Dying After Furious Dust Storm

By Noor Al-Sibai

NASA just approved a SpaceX project to launch its first fully-private astronaut mission to the International Space Station.

NASA Officially Approves First SpaceX Tourists to Visit Space Station

By Noor Al-Sibai

A robot bartender named Cecilia is Miami's hottest new mixologist.

AI Bartender Slams Out 120 Drinks Per Hour While Cracking Stupid Jokes

By Noor Al-Sibai

A company that sells "lasso guns" to cops is working on ways to get its firearm into schools and medical institutions.

Prosthetics and Devices

Startup Trying to Sell Lasso Gun to Capture Unruly Kids In Schools

By Noor Al-Sibai

The tree-stump-sized gold cube worth a reported $11.7 million that graced Central Park's frozen lake is apparently promoting a cryptocurrency and NFTs.

The Central Park Gold Cube Is an NFT Publicity Stunt, You Idiots

By Noor Al-Sibai

During a pivotal meeting, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg gave a very bizarre reason for looking like he was about to cry on camera.

Mark Zuckerberg Reportedly Had Red Eyes and a Weird Excuse at Company-Wide Meeting

By Noor Al-Sibai

At the end of January, Oklahomans were stunned by both an earthquake and an unidentified flying object that meteorologists believe to be a SpaceX rocket.

Oklahomans Saw a Spiral-Shaped UFO, But It Turned Out to Be SpaceX

By Noor Al-Sibai

A bunch of animals are going extinct, but don't worry, you can buy NFTs of them!

Environmentalists Sell NFTs of Endangered Animals, Because We’re Condemned to Suffer

By Noor Al-Sibai

One Florida teen is converting Elon Musk's anger at him into his very own 15 minutes of fame.

Elon Musk’s Teen Stalker Yeets Himself Into 15 Minutes of Fame

By Noor Al-Sibai

Scientists can't yet see dark matter, but they may soon be able to measure it.

NASA Proposes Sending Spacecraft to Measure Mysterious Dark Matter

By Noor Al-Sibai

More people are getting injured using virtual reality headsets than ever before because, well, more people are buying them than ever before.

Prosthetics and Devices

Virtual Reality Users Keep Suffering Horrible Injuries

By Noor Al-Sibai

Frogs have regrown limbs from an experimental drug cocktail — and in the near-ish future, humans may be able to do so, too.

Scientist Predicts Humans Will Be Able to Regrow Limbs “Within Our Lifetime”

By Noor Al-Sibai

JetPack Aviation is in talks to create a category of air racing specifically for jetpacks, New Atlas reports — what could possibly go wrong?

Advanced Transport

New Race Would Force Jetpack Pilots to Careen Through Obstacle Course

By Noor Al-Sibai

How does one hold the Winter Olympics when "winter" as we knew it is changing for the worse?

The Winter Olympics Have a Problem: They’re Being Ruined by Climate Change

By Noor Al-Sibai

In space, Russia, Ukraine, and the US are just shapes on the globe — just ask the astronauts and cosmonauts.

NASA Astronaut Touts the Benefits of Drinking Russian Pee

By Noor Al-Sibai

This Rhode Island man's story of his terrifying and rare brain mold condition reminds us that disease truly is everywhere.

Neuroscience and Brain

Man Alarmed When Doctors Discover Black Mold Growing on His Brain

By Noor Al-Sibai

Federal investigators are looking into why, exactly, the cops who captured the escaped monkeys chose to shoot them to death.

Health & Medicine

Feds Investigating Why Escaped Lab Monkeys Were Shot to Death

By Noor Al-Sibai

The former governor of Alaska simply cannot stop going out to restaurants after testing positive for COVID-19.

Unvaccinated Sarah Palin Just Won’t Stop Spreading COVID

By Noor Al-Sibai

Amazon quietly funded classes that teach students how to work at Amazon in a California county where it's the largest employer.

Amazon Pays for High School Class About How to Be an Amazon Grunt

By Noor Al-Sibai

Eating edibles may have adverse effects on testicles, a new study suggests.

Bad News: Scientists Say Eating Too Many Edibles May Make Your Balls Shrivel Up

By Noor Al-Sibai

Apple's CEO has taken out a restraining order against a stalker who keeps emailing him photos of loaded guns and creeping around his house.

Apple CEO Menaced by Armed Stalker Who Thinks She’s His Wife

By Noor Al-Sibai

A Massachusetts man may be choosing death over a life-saving transplant because his politics bar him from getting the COVID-19 vaccine.

Doctors Refuse Heart Transplant for Man Who Refuses to Be Vaccinated

By Noor Al-Sibai

This just in: the Trumps are mad that people are using their name to make money off of unwitting rubes.

Trump Family Aghast That Grifters Made a “TrumpCoin” Cryptocurrency

By Noor Al-Sibai

When he's right, he's right, folks.

Elon Musk Absolutely Hates Twitter’s Hexagon-Shaped NFT Profile Pics

By Noor Al-Sibai

Bitcoin continues to tumble down, down, down.

Bitcoin Is Down Really, Really Bad

By Noor Al-Sibai

A Tesla factory worker has died on the assembly line at the electric carmakers' Fremont assembly line.

Tesla Employee Dies After Collapsing on Assembly Line

By Noor Al-Sibai

Canadian researchers have created an AI that predicts new designer drugs in order to help cops crack down on them.

Artificial Intelligence

Researchers Create Narc Neural Network to Help Cops Predict New Designer Drugs

By Noor Al-Sibai

At this point, you really gotta wonder whether investing in cryptocurrencies is even worth it.

Wildly Overconfident Crypto.com Bros Admit That Hackers Stole $30 Million of Its Money

By Noor Al-Sibai

The CIA has announced that Havana syndrome is, in fact, not due to Russian attacks.

Health & Medicine

Twitter Roasts Feds After CIA Admits Havana Syndrome is Fake After All

By Noor Al-Sibai

There’s Something Weirdly Sexual About the Tom Cruise Space Station

There’s Something Weirdly Sexual About the Tom Cruise Space Station

By Noor Al-Sibai

In the era of COVID-19, governments conducting their business over Zoom is par for the course — and, naturally, so is Zoom-bombing porn into them.

Hackers Force Nobel Prize Winning Physicist to Watching Hentai

By Noor Al-Sibai

This just in: Elon Musk is going to build the world's first sentient robots.

Elon Musk Says Tesla Robots Could Achieve AGI

By Noor Al-Sibai

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