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The doomsday prepper CEO of OpenAI has a strange reason for getting out of bed in the morning — and he thinks his company might "break capitalism."

OpenAI CEO Says His Tech Is Poised to “Break Capitalism”

By Noor Al-Sibai

Planetary scientists have made a fascinating hypothesis about Saturn's smallest moon, Mimas, which may be home to a "stealth" ocean.

Scientists Find New Evidence of Hidden Ocean World in Our Solar System

By Noor Al-Sibai

OpenAI’s CEO Once Bragged About His Hoard of Guns and Gas Masks

By Noor Al-Sibai

Facebook's Reality Labs metaverse division lost almost $14 billion dollars last year — so why has the stock price increased?

Facebook’s Metaverse Division Lost Nearly $14 Billion Dollars Last Year

By Noor Al-Sibai

Which is worse: crapping yourself in a sensory deprivation tank, or being fined multiple thousands of dollars for doing so?

Unfortunate Redditor Says They Had Diarrhea in a Sensory Deprivation Tank

By Noor Al-Sibai

An artificial intelligence science fiction writer bemoans its creation in an editor's note of a new science fiction magazine built almost entirely by AI.

Artificial Intelligence

This Entire Sci-Fi Magazine Generated With AI Is Blowing Our Puny Human Minds

By Noor Al-Sibai

BuzzFeed choosing to bring OpenAI in to beef up its quizzes is certainly not great news in this economy — but it's nowhere near as bad as CNET's AI content.

Artificial Intelligence

Whatever You Think of BuzzFeed’s AI Quizzes, They’re Way Less Horrible Than What CNET Has Been Doing

By Noor Al-Sibai

The International Space Station is, without a doubt, really awesome — but even NASA has to admit when the ISS has reached its limits.

NASA Official Admits There’s a Bit of an Issue on the Space Station

By Noor Al-Sibai

A group of NYC bird advocates are denouncing whoever bought and dyed pink a domesticated pigeon for a gender reveal before releasing it into the wild.

Science & Energy

Bird Advocates Horrified by Pigeon Dyed Pink For Gender Reveal Party

By Noor Al-Sibai

OpenAI's powerful, controversial ChatGPT is, it seems, creepily good at writing misinformation when prompted to do so by a human.

ChatGPT Is Freakishly Good at Spitting Out Misinformation on Purpose

By Noor Al-Sibai

It's only been a few days since gaming streamer Atrioc admitted to buying deepfake porn of his colleagues, but in the interim, all hell has broken loose.

Artificial Intelligence

The Deepfake Porn Scandal Is Tearing the Streaming Community Apart

By Noor Al-Sibai

The Partiful event invite startup has admitted that it won't be turning a profit with investor money — but will be partying on regardless.

Party Startup Says It Has Zero Plans to Make Any Money With Investors’ Funds

By Noor Al-Sibai

A Chinese influencer who thought it was a great idea to purchase, grill, and eat a whole great white shark has been fined by her country for doing so.

Science & Energy

Influencer Fined for Eating Endangered Great White Shark

By Noor Al-Sibai

Could flirting with a VR bartender help you combat IRL temptations? These researchers betted it could — and their study seems to back them up.

Virtual Reality

Flirting With a VR Hottie Might Help People Avoid Cheating, Experiment Finds

By Noor Al-Sibai

People have suspected for years that Facebook Messenger was draining their batteries — and a new lawsuit just might prove it.

Whistleblower Claims Facebook Can Secretly Drain Your Phone’s Battery on Purpose

By Noor Al-Sibai

Real estate agents are, it seems, already using OpenAI's controversial ChatGPT artificial intelligence software to pump out property listings.

Shameless Realtors Are Already Grinding Out Property Listings With ChatGPT

By Noor Al-Sibai

As the Artemis mission's 2024 launch date steadily approaches, NASA is undertaking its secretive selection process to decide who will be sent to the Moon.

NASA Finalizing Secretive Decision on First Astronauts for the Artemis Moon Mission

By Noor Al-Sibai

NASA has announced that it's setting up a facility specifically to deposit Mars rock samples, which may contain traces of ancient life on the Red Planet.

NASA Setting Up Facility For Mars Rock Samples That Might Contain Alien Life

By Noor Al-Sibai

The genes of people who live past 100 may help those of us who age less gracefully stay heart-healthy for longer thanks to some exciting new research.

“Superager” Genes Can Shave a Decade Off Heart Age, Scientists Say

By Noor Al-Sibai

A mother whose teen son struggles with a learning disability urged him to turn in an essay written by ChatGPT — and was pretty pleased with the results.

Mom Encourages Teen to Turn in Essay Generated With ChatGPT

By Noor Al-Sibai

Yuga Labs, the firm behind the infamous Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs, apparently never actually copyrighted their computer-generated apes.

Yuga Labs Says Its Bored Apes Are Absolutely Copyrighted, Thank You Very Much

By Noor Al-Sibai

One of the most famous BuzzFeed columnists has some harsh words for CEO Jonah Peretti over his decision to include AI in the site's content operations.

Artificial Intelligence

BuzzFeed Columnist Tells CEO to “Get F*cked” for Move to AI Content

By Noor Al-Sibai

New amphibian fossils just dropped, and this one, the "funky worm," is named for a really strange 1970s funk song beloved by its discoverers.

Scientists Name “Funky Worm” Amphibian After a Weird 70s Funk Song

By Noor Al-Sibai

Like death and taxes, the slippage of an Elon Musk timeline is an inevitability, and it has happened again with Tesla's long-awaited Cybertruck.

Of Course Elon Musk Is Pushing The Cybertruck Back Again, What Did You Expect?

By Noor Al-Sibai

Fresh off the heels of CNET being outed for using AI to write articles, BuzzFeed has announced that its content machine will soon be assisted by OpenAI.

BuzzFeed Announces Plans to Use OpenAI to Churn Out Content

By Noor Al-Sibai

Twitter has already had to re-suspend at least two reprehensible right-wingers whose accounts were reinstated by Elon Musk.

Twitter Is Quietly Re-Suspending the Lunatics Elon Musk Let Back On

By Noor Al-Sibai

It looks like the space relationship between the ESA and China may be disintegrating before even being officially launched.

European Space Agency Halts Plans to Send Astronauts to Chinese Space Station

By Noor Al-Sibai

After catching snippets of ChatGPT text that looked a lot like company secrets, Amazon is now trying to head its employees off from leaking to the AI.

Amazon Begs Employees Not to Leak Corporate Secrets to ChatGPT

By Noor Al-Sibai

The scientist who run the Doomsday Clock have once again ticked it forward, bringing humanity's estimated chances of its own annihilation ever closer.

Scientists Say We’re Closer to Nuclear Armageddon Than Any Other Point in History

By Noor Al-Sibai

ChatGPT, OpenAI's impressive new text generating algorithm, has more than its share of fans — and apparently, it's got haters in high places, too.

Facebook’s Resident AI Guru Just Brutally Slammed ChatGPT

By Noor Al-Sibai

A new occupational hazard for astronomers just dropped — and it's all because the James Webb Space Telescope is, perhaps, a little too good at its job.

Astronomers Complain That the JWST Is Producing Too Much Data, Too Fast

By Noor Al-Sibai

Hot off the heels of Microsoft's round of mass layoffs, OpenAI has officially confirmed that it's "extending" its partnership with the tech giant.

OpenAI Confirms Huge Partnership With Microsoft, Which Just Laid Off 10,000 People

By Noor Al-Sibai

Famed Apollo astronaut Buzz Aldrin has married a woman who works for him at the cool age of 93 in a ceremony that took place on his birthday.

Buzz Aldrin Marries His Employee at the Young Age of 93

By Noor Al-Sibai

The board tasked with overseeing decisions at Facebook is suggesting the company take a long, hard look at its infamous "female-presenting nipple" rule.

Meta Board Trashes Facebook’s “Convoluted and Poorly Defined” Female Nipple Rule

By Noor Al-Sibai

An AI has created stills from a non-existent Alejandro Jodorowsky version of "The Matrix" that "stars" Jeff Goldblum as Morpheus — and it's honestly epic.

Artificial Intelligence

AI Dreams Up 1980s “Matrix” Starring Jeff Goldblum as Morpheus

By Noor Al-Sibai

After speculation from Davos-attendees, the owner of the mysterious Bitcoin-orange Mercedes at the elite Alpine gathering has come forward.

Owner of Infamous Davos Bitcoin Car Gets Sensitive Over Crypto Criticism

By Noor Al-Sibai

Bank of America and the Zelle money exchange app apparently lost a bunch of peoples' funds yesterday in a strange error between the institutions.

Furious Customers Trash Bank of America and Zelle For Somehow Losing Their Money

By Noor Al-Sibai

An economist known for his doomsday predictions is going off on cryptocurrency at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.

Influential Economist Tells Davos Elites That Crypto Is a Complete Scam

By Noor Al-Sibai

A provocative court case may prove whether or not a man's recurrent nightmares were evidence of surgery malpractice or of an anesthetic hangover.

Health & Medicine

Man Claims He Woke Up Partway Through Spine Surgery

By Noor Al-Sibai

Amid rumors of a huge OpenAI deal, Microsoft has announced that it's laying off a whopping 10,000 employees as the economy continues its downturn.

Artificial Intelligence

Microsoft Fires 10,000 Employees as It Invests in AI

By Noor Al-Sibai

Freshman congressman and alleged serial liar George Santos will soon be sitting on a committee charged with overseeing NASA.

Serial Liar George Santos Tapped For Committee in Charge of NASA

By Noor Al-Sibai

Scientists have uncovered a macabre potential explanation for why a specific subset of exoplanets haven't been observed yet.

Scientists Offer Ghoulish Theory for Why There Are No Planets of a Certain Size

By Noor Al-Sibai

Taking erectile dysfunction drugs may not just help you get your mojo back — it may, per a new study, be linked to lowered risk of heart problems, too.

Dick Pills May Be Linked to Lowered Risk of Heart Attack, Scientists Say

By Noor Al-Sibai

According to a former ranking FTX exec, the exchange's founder and disgraced CEO Sam Bankman-Fried — or SBF for short — was a terrible boss.

Sam Bankman-Fried Was a Horrible Boss, Former Exec Says

By Noor Al-Sibai

A fan who used OpenAI's ChatGPT to pen a song mimicking the style of Nick Cave was in for a surprise when the man himself responded in anger.

Artificial Intelligence

Nick Cave Absolutely Furious Over AI That Wrote a Song in His Style

By Noor Al-Sibai

Formerly-bald ex-NFL player Brian Urlacher is suing a Texas hair transplant company for using his image and story in a blog post.

NFL Star Sues Company for Implying It Gave Him a Hair Transplant

By Noor Al-Sibai

Carb-lovers, today's your lucky day — an Australian food scientist has pretty expertly shot down criticisms that claim pasta is an unhealthy food.

Rejoice! Food Scientist Says Pasta Is Way Healthier Than You’d Think

By Noor Al-Sibai

A masked Tesla driver armed with a pipe was caught on video viciously attacking someone else's car on a freeway in Los Angeles.

Pipe-Wielding Tesla Maniac Attacks Fellow Driver in Los Angeles

By Noor Al-Sibai

It seems that Replika, the AI "companion" app that, for a fee, encourages users to sext with their chatbot avatars, can't stop making the news.

Artificial Intelligence

Those Horny Chatbots Are Apparently Now Sexually Harassing Users

By Noor Al-Sibai

Have you ever struggled to be heard over the sound of street construction? That makes you not all too different from dolphins, new research suggests.

Dolphins Are Screaming Because of Underwater Drilling Noise, Scientists Say

By Noor Al-Sibai

The Pentagon has admitted that it has recently investigated hundreds more of what the government refers to as "unidentified aerial phenomena," or UAPs.

The Pentagon Just Quietly Released a Report About Hundreds of New UFO Sightings

By Noor Al-Sibai

Virgin Orbit has sheepishly admitted that its latest rock-themed mission experienced an anomalous failure shortly after lift-off.

Virgin Orbit Admits That Its Rolling Stones-Themed Mission Disintegrated After Launch

By Noor Al-Sibai

An autonomous vehicle industry group seems mighty mad that we, like everyone else, call Tesla's "Full-Self Driving" feature exactly what it is.

Self-Driving Vehicles

Industry Group Not Happy That We Referred to Tesla’s “Full Self Driving” Feature as “Self Driving”

By Noor Al-Sibai

Having an AI "waifu" is bad enough — but being forced to kill her off because you've grown too obsessed with it is another entirely.

Artificial Intelligence

A Programmer Created an AI “Waifu” But His Real Girlfriend Forced Him to Kill It

By Noor Al-Sibai

NASA just found a second Earth-sized planet orbiting a nearby dwarf star, and it may, the agency notes, potentially be habitable.

NASA Just Discovered an Earth-Like Habitable Planet Orbiting a Nearby Star

By Noor Al-Sibai

A bot account has informed the world that new Twitter czar Elon Musk has unfollowed both his own brother and one of the mothers of his children.

Elon Musk Unfollows the Mother of His Children, and His Own Brother, on Twitter

By Noor Al-Sibai

Bad news, folks — if this decorated philosopher/theoretical physicist is to be believed, we may not be living in a simulation after all.

Professor Insists That We Actually DON’T Live in a Simulation

By Noor Al-Sibai

Microsoft is reportedly in talks with OpenAI to invest upwards of $10 billion into the AI company and use its products in its Office suite.

Microsoft Working on Deal to Add OpenAI’s GPT Into MS Word

By Noor Al-Sibai

An expensive robodog that was trawling the streets of Brisbane late at night got the crap kicked out of it for no reason by a belligerant Aussie.

Expensive Robodog Walks Down Street, Gets Viciously Stomped By Belligerent Australian

By Noor Al-Sibai

New footage just dropped of a Tesla self-driving accident that caused a pileup on the San Francisco Bay Bridge and resulted in a toddler being injured.

Self-Driving Vehicles

Self-Driving Tesla Causes Eight-Vehicle Crash, Injures Child

By Noor Al-Sibai

The creators of the Replika "companion" app are successfully getting their cringey ads in front of the eyes of lonely users.

Artificial Intelligence

Social Media Users Alarmed by Relentless Ads for AI That Sexts With Lonely People

By Noor Al-Sibai

Elon Musk is once again denying claims that his family owned an emerald mine — a claim that he himself perpetuated back in 2014.

Elon Musk Now Denies That His Family’s Emerald Mine Existed, In Spite of Previously Bragging About It

By Noor Al-Sibai

Meet Neuro-sama, the adorable AI anime Twitch streamer who has learned how to speak edgelord and appears to deny that the Holocaust happened.

Artificial Intelligence

Cutesy AI Live Streamer Goes Off the Rails, Denies Holocaust

By Noor Al-Sibai

Caroline Ellison, the weirdest figure in the FTX collapse, made some great points a decade ago in a column she wrote as a high school senior.

Here’s Caroline Ellison’s Advice to Her Younger Self as a High School Senior

By Noor Al-Sibai

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