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It looks like Trump has finally gone too far for his most ardent supporters — by taking the lifesaving COVID-19 vaccine booster.

Trump Gets Booed by His Own Fans When He Admits He Got Booster Shot

By Noor Al-Sibai

The FDA permenantly lifted a rule that requires patients to meet in person to get abortion pills and allow them to receive them by mail instead.

FDA Says That Abortion Pills Can Be Sent by Mail

By Tony Ho Tran

A doctor has affirmed what every Sex and the City fan suspected after watching the end to the first episode of "And Just Like That...".

Doctor Horrified by That Pivotal Scene in “Sex and the City” Reboot

By Noor Al-Sibai

Scientists have discovered a molecular signal that can help them create a pill that replicates the effects of exercise without the actual exercise.

Researchers Say Newly-Discovered Particle Could Help Create “Exercise in a Pill”

By Tony Ho Tran

New Zealand to Completely Ban Tobacco for Anyone Born After 2008

New Zealand to Completely Ban Tobacco for Anyone Born After 2008

By Tony Ho Tran

A team of researchers in Kyoto, Japan have created a mask that glows under a UV light when exposed to the coronavirus.

Scientists Invent New Mask That Glows When Exposed to Coronavirus

By Tony Ho Tran

A woman was forced to give birth inside a luxury Tesla that was stuck in standstill New York City traffic.

Woman Gives Birth in Tesla While Stuck in NYC Traffic Hell

By Noor Al-Sibai

A man in Italy used a fake arm to try and avoid getting a real COVID-19 vaccine. The man's arm seemed different, and a nurse realized it was rubber foam.

Antivaxxer Caught Using Fake Arm to Pretend to Get Vaccine

By Lonnie Lee Hood

South African officials announced that they detected a new COVID-19 variant — prompting the US to impose travel restrictions on several African nations.

The New COVID Variant Isn’t Just in South Africa, You Idiots

By Tony Ho Tran

Vice President Kamala Harris became the first woman to serve as acting president when President Joe Biden temporarily transferred power to her on Friday.

Kamala Harris Becomes First Acting Woman President While Biden Gets Colonoscopy

By Tony Ho Tran

COVID May Have Messed Up One Million Americans’ Sense of Smell

COVID May Have Messed Up One Million Americans’ Sense of Smell

By Tony Ho Tran

Gasp! Scientists Say There Was an Inaccuracy in a Marvel Movie

Gasp! Scientists Say There Was an Inaccuracy in a Marvel Movie

By Noor Al-Sibai

This just in: you're not going to die if you eat the stickers that come on your grocery store fruits and veggies!

Rejoice! The New York Times Says It’s Fine to Eat the Stickers on Vegetables

By Noor Al-Sibai

Doctors discovered a Massachusetts man who had tapeworms burrowed into his brain after ingesting feces-contaminated food years before.

Doctors Alarmed to Discover Tapeworm Inside Man’s Brain

By Tony Ho Tran

Kaelyn Franco, a 23-year-old Masschussets woman, developed a serious muscle condition called rhabdomyolysis after going to her spin class on September 15.

Woman Almost Loses Her Leg After High-Intensity Spin Class

By Tony Ho Tran

It shouldn't be so surprising that Kiss legend Gene Simmons is loudly in support of vaccines, but it's 2021, and here we are.

Gene Simmons to the Unvaccinated: “You Are an Enemy”

By Noor Al-Sibai

Daniel Gatinel, a French ophthalmologist, took an MRI of a healthy patient rubbing their eyes to see if it might cause certain eye conditions.

Wanna Be Completely Horrified? Here’s an MRI of What Happens When You Rub Your Eyes

By Tony Ho Tran

Texas Senator Ted Cruz decided to take aim at none other than beloved children's TV character Big Bird for getting the COVID vaccine.

Ted Cruz Furious at Children’s TV Character After Big Bird Promotes COVID Vaccine

By Tony Ho Tran

A retired professor of anatomy is under fire for performing an autopsy to a live audience, with members paying up to $500 to attend the macabre event.

Organizers Defend $500 Pay-Per-View Autopsy

By Victor Tangermann

A Boston doctor was fined for completely missing a surgery he was scheduled to perform after he ate lunch in his car and fell asleep.

Doctor Fined for Missing Surgery After He Ate Lunch in His Car, Fell Asleep

By Tony Ho Tran

The researchers discovered that there was a positive correlation between the sale of alcohol with the number of patients on liver transplant waiting lists.

We Drank So Much During the Pandemic that Liver Transplants Spiked

By Tony Ho Tran

For the first time ever, doctors have successfully transplanted a kidney from a pig to a human — and found that the organ functioned normally.

Doctors Successfully Transplant a Pig Kidney to a Human for First Time Ever

By Tony Ho Tran

New Statesman makes the case that a handful of ventures are actually starting to hone in on tech that could provide significant life extension.

Researcher Predicts Anti-Aging Drug “by the Time It’s Relevant for Me”

By Jon Christian

More Cops Have Died from COVID-19 than Guns Since Start of Pandemic

More Cops Have Died from COVID-19 than Guns Since Start of Pandemic

By Tony Ho Tran

WHO Honors Woman Whose Cells Were Taken Without Consent for Medical Research

WHO Honors Woman Whose Cells Were Taken Without Consent for Medical Research

By Tony Ho Tran

The FDA just endorsed Vuse e-cigarettes, the first vaping products that the regulatory agency has approved, because it says they're safer than cigarettes.

The FDA Just Officially Endorsed Vaping

By Dan Robitzski

Chinese authorities are about to test blood samples from Wuhan to investigate where and when the first COVID-19 outbreaks began.

Chinese Authorities Are Testing Thousands of Blood Samples From Wuhan

By Dan Robitzski

Thank the Great Pumpkin! Fauci Says Trick-or-Treating Is Fine This Year

Thank the Great Pumpkin! Fauci Says Trick-or-Treating Is Fine This Year

By Tony Ho Tran

A woman's newborn baby died nine months after preventable complications at birth that hospital staff missed due to a ransomware hack.

Hackers Attacked a Hospital and Allegedly Killed a Newborn Baby

By Dan Robitzski

Pulmonologist Matthew Trunsky says that most the antivaxxer patients he recently vented about have since died of their coronavirus infections.

COVID Patients Tell Doctor Coronavirus Is Fake, Then All Die

By Dan Robitzski

Canadian police are searching for a man they say punched a female nurse in the face after she gave his wife the COVID-19 vaccine without his permission.

Man Punches Nurse for Giving His Wife the COVID Vaccine “Without His Consent”

By Tony Ho Tran

A number of misguided residents in Edson, Alberta, a small Canadian town, organized a "COVID party" intended to infect as many guests as possible.

Several People in ICU After Attending “COVID Party”

By Victor Tangermann

"Thor" actor Chris Hemsworth utilizes a painful and weird method to get his arms looking huge: blood-flow restriction workouts.

Chris Hemsworth Used a Grotesque Hack to Get Swole Enough to Play Thor

By Tony Ho Tran

Fox News has adopted a hardline policy in the battle against the pandemic by requiring its employees to be vaccinated or take a daily COVID-19 test.

In Bizarre Twist, White House Praises Fox News for Strict COVID Policies

By Tony Ho Tran

Kathy Patten suffered a heart attack and spent 45 long minutes clinically dead. But some intense CPR actually managed to bring her back to life.

Woman Resurrected After Being Clinically Dead for 45 Minutes

By Victor Tangermann

Rapper Nicki Minaj made some rather odd and infuriatingly misleading comments on Twitter earlier this week, but Fauci set the record straight.

Fauci: “No Evidence” That COVID Vaccine Injured Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Testicles

By Victor Tangermann

Hugh Laurie, actor best known from hit TV drama "House," took to Twitter today to absolutely roast the anti-vaccination movement.

Hugh Laurie, Who Played Dr. House, Appears to Have Just Brutally Roasted Anti-Vaxxers

By Victor Tangermann

A man's nose ran for nine months before he realized he was leaking brain fluid after a particularly aggressive nasal swab COVID test.

COVID Test Made Man’s Head Leak Cerebrospinal Fluid for Nine Months

By Dan Robitzski

After a casualty on Sunday, officials in India are now scrambling to nip a new outbreak of the extremely-deadly Nipah virus in the bud.

Extremely Deadly Virus Spreading in India

By Dan Robitzski

Astrobiologist Paul Davies warns that any alien world capable of supporting extraterrestrial life would probably be teeming with viruses as well.

Scientist Warns About Alien Viruses From Other Planets

By Dan Robitzski

A growing number of girls and young women are developing Tourette's-like tics just from watching videos of them on TikTok.

Doctors Say Social Media May Be Giving Young People Strange Tics

By Dan Robitzski

Prominent podcaster Joe Rogan has tested positive for the coronavirus and is "throwing the kitchen sink" at the virus to treat the disease.

Joe Rogan’s Fans Are Shredding Him for Being a Moron About COVID

By Victor Tangermann

A 24-year-old woman from Illinois was busted for faking the vaccination card she used to enter the state of Hawaii on August 23 — after misspelling Moderna.

Idiot Anti-Vaxxer Misspells “Moderna” on Falsified Vaccine Card

By Victor Tangermann

Psychology professor Irwin Bernstein, 88, announced his sudden "retirement" after one of his students arrived to class unmasked.

Professor Quits Job on the Spot When Student Refuses to Wear Mask

By Tony Ho Tran

Governor Gavin Newsom requested permission from the federal government to use tax money via Medicaid to pay people with addictions to stay sober.

California May Pay People With Addiction to Stay Sober

By Tony Ho Tran

TikTok is full of videos attempting a dangerouns "milk crate challenge," and doctors are pleading with them to knock it off.

Doctors Warn That “Milk Crate Challenge” Is Causing Grievous Injuries

By Dan Robitzski

The coronavirus pandemic is once again killing over 1,000 people in the United States every single day, a grim reminder that the pandemic is still raging.

COVID Is Once Again Killing More Than 1,000 Americans Every Day

By Dan Robitzski

The Mississippi Department of Health released a health alert on Friday warning people not to take an anti-parastic drug meant for cows to prevent COVID.

FDA: Don’t Take Animal Livestock Drugs to Fight COVID-19, You Idiots

By Tony Ho Tran

Stunning 3D Images Show How the Coronavirus Infects Our Cells

Stunning 3D Images Show How the Coronavirus Infects Our Cells

By Dan Robitzski

Vaccine misinformation on TikTok is spreading like, well, something viral.

How Are These Horrible Vaccine TikToks Fooling So Many People?

By Dan Robitzski

Scientists have successfully grown brain organoids — tiny, three-dimensional tissue cultures that mimic the real thing — each with their own set of 'eyes.'

Scientists Just Grew These Grotesque Mini Brains With “Eyes” in a Lab

By Victor Tangermann

A team of researchers at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem (HU) have found a link between the rates of metal production and toxic lead exposure in humans.

Scientists Warn That More Electronics May Result in More Lead Poisoning

By Victor Tangermann

A Serbian hermit who lives in a cave emerged to discover a pandemic ravaging the world. As soon as a vaccine became available, he got the jab.

Hermit Who Lives In Literal Cave Learns About Pandemic, Gets Vaccinated

By Tony Ho Tran

US intelligence has gained access to what CNN is calling "a treasure trove of genetic data that could be key to uncovering the origins of the coronavirus."

US Spies Have Obtained Genetic Data “Treasure Trove” From Wuhan Lab

By Victor Tangermann

Hollywood A-lister Tom Hanks' lost cause of a son Chet decided to light up his own dumpster fire and wade into the deranged anti-vaccine discussion.

Tom Hanks’ Idiot Son Launches Into Deranged Anti-Vaccine Rant

By Victor Tangermann

A baby was born in Israel with a partially developed human embryo — possibly the makings of an absorbed twin — inside of her stomach.

A Baby Was Born With Her “Parasitic” Twin Inside Her Stomach

By Dan Robitzski

A lab worker in France was diagnosed with a deadly brain disease caused by the exact kind of proteins that her lab studied.

Suspicions Grow That Worker Caught Deadly Brain Disease at Lab

By Dan Robitzski

Facebook recalled "About 4 million" Oculus Quest 2 VR headsets after thousands of reports of face hives and rashes emerged.

Facebook’s Oculus Gave Thousands of Customers Face Rashes and Hives

By Dan Robitzski

Despite three COVID-19 vaccines having been made widely available, most people in Alabama are choosing to not get vaccinated against COVID-19.

Dying COVID Patients Beg for Vaccine

By Victor Tangermann

A veterinarian in China caught and died from an extremely rare and deadly "Monkey B" virus that almost never infects humans.

Extremely Rare Monkey Virus Kills Veterinarian in China

By Dan Robitzski

The total number of COVID-19 cases among athletes and staff at the Olympic Games in Tokyo rose to 71, the Associated Press reports.

Number of COVID Cases Linked to Tokyo Olympics Spikes to 71

By Victor Tangermann

Laurel Eich, a 42-year-old woman from Nevada, was arrested on Wednesday for burglary at a Sun Valley dental clinic where she used to work.

Woman Breaks Into Dentist’s Office, Extracts 13 Teeth From Anesthetized Patient

By Victor Tangermann

A 55-year-old man from a city in the southwestern province of Sichaun experienced a fever and tested positive for the H5N6 avian flu.

Man in China Hospitalized After Contracting Bird Flu

By Victor Tangermann

A growing chunk of the planet has been reaching temperatures and humidities high enough to kill people who are otherwise perfectly healthy.

Places Are Increasingly Getting So Hot That People Just Die

By Dan Robitzski