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Fail Self Driving
1.10.23, 4:55 PM EST on the byte
Self-Driving Tesla Causes Eight-Vehicle Crash, Injures Child
Night Cheese
Updated 1.10.23, 12:48 PM EST on the byte
Richard Branson Says Elon Musk Showed Up at His House at 2am
Enemy Mine
Updated 1.10.23, 9:58 AM EST on futurism
Elon Musk Now Denies That His Family's Emerald Mine Existed, In Spite of Previously Bragging About It
Round and Round
1.8.23, 9:54 AM EST on the byte
Tesla Sighs and Lets Customers Have a Normal Steering Wheel Instead of Weird Misshapen Yoke Thing
That S*** Stank
1.6.23, 2:24 PM EST on the byte
Twitter Employees Beg Elon Musk for Toilet Paper as Horrid Stench Seeps From Bathroom
Planes, Boats, an...
Updated 1.5.23, 4:55 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Fan Files Trademark for Tesla Boats and Planes Without Telling Tesla
Bought Identity
Updated 1.5.23, 1:54 PM EST on the byte
It's Still Easy to Impersonate a Senator on Twitter After Elon Musk Promised Verification Was Fixed
Post Rocket
1.4.23, 12:26 PM EST on the byte
Twitter Suspends Multiple Space Journalists for Posting Rockets
District 99 Problems
1.3.23, 1:45 PM EST on the byte
The Director of "District 9" Says His Tesla's Window Spontaneously Shattered For No Reason
Tweet Through It
1.3.23, 9:56 AM EST on the byte
Twitter HQ Marinates in Stench After Elon Musk Fires Janitors, Forces Engineers Back to Office
Eyes Have It
12.30.22, 10:27 AM EST on futurism
Meet the Neuralink Cofounder Who Left and Started a Competitor That's Now Rapidly Catching Up
Bot Rush
12.21.22, 9:36 AM EST on futurism
An Overwhelming Number of Porn Bot Accounts "Drowned Out" Chinese Protest Content on Twitter