"Megatons per year to orbit are needed for life to become multiplanetary."

Elon Musk says he'll put a million people on Mars by 2050

Musk City

In a series of tweets on Thursday evening, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed some more details of his greater plans to colonize Mars.

Elon Musk Says He’ll Put A Million People on Mars By 2050

Musk: "There will be a lot of jobs on Mars!"

Tesla wants to make an extra buck out of the mishap.

New Tesla merch pokes fun at Cybertruck unveil fail

Smashing Windows

Tesla is selling a new T-shirt featuring an image of the glass that was shattered during the company's Cybertruck unveiling in November.

New Tesla Merch Pokes Fun at Cybertruck Unveil Fail

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself.

A talking Tesla makes more sense than you might think.

Elon Musk says Teslas will talk to pedestrians

Outta the Way

In a video uploaded to Twitter by Elon Musk, a Tesla Model 3 can be heard talking to pedestrians, the newest feature Musk has announced for the Tesla.

Elon Musk Says Teslas Will Talk to Pedestrians

Teslas will also "fart in their general direction," Musk said.

He shared a colorful description of the Starlink Terminal via Twitter.

Elon Musk: You'll connect to Starlink with "UFO on a stick"

Alien(ish) Tech

SpaceX CEO Elon Musk says the terminal used to connect to the Starlink internet network will look like "a thin, flat, round UFO on a stick."

Elon Musk: You’ll Connect to Starlink With “UFO on a Stick”

Just plug the device in and point it at the sky.

Tesla is now the most valuable auto company in US history

Debt Maker

Tesla shares surged at the beginning of this year, making it the most valuable U.S. auto maker of all time, as The Wall Street Journal reports.

Tesla Is Now the Most Valuable Auto Company In US History

The company has yet to actually turn an annual profit.

Watch Elon Musk's "NSFW" dance at Chinese Tesla factory

Happy Feet

Elon Musk surprised the audience during an event at Tesla’s Shanghai Gigafactory by briefly showing off his awkward dance moves.

Watch Elon Musk’s “NSFW” Dance at Chinese Tesla Factory

Musk — you cannot make this up — briefly does the dance from "Walk Like an Egyptian."

It's an aggressive fix for reckless dooring crashes.

Elon Musk: Teslas might prevent riders from dooring bicyclists

Blind Spots

Elon Musk tweeted that Tesla may consider adding an anti-dooring feature to protect bicyclists by keeping doors locked until they pass.

Elon Musk: Teslas Might Prevent Riders From Dooring Bicyclists

Software updates might keep Teslas from dooring cyclists.

One of his latest tweets points toward a 2022 liftoff.

Elon Musk hints that a Cybertruck is headed to Mars

Tweet Beat

CEO Elon Musk has dropped yet another hint that a Tesla Cybertruck could be headed to Mars aboard a SpaceX Starship rocket.

Elon Musk Hints That a Cybertruck Is Headed to Mars

Is this for real? Or does Musk just enjoy trolling people online?

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The decade in dumbasses: The idiots, morons, and rubes who made the 2010s insufferable

Thanks For The Memories

Ten full years of idiots, breathless fanboys, and everyone else who did their part to nip all forms of progress in science and technology in the bud.

The Decade in Dumbasses: The Idiots, Morons, and Rubes Who Made the 2010s Insufferable

Cheers to the people who made this decade feel like a century.

Planting will begin in January, the campaign promises.

Elon Musk-backed Team Trees campaign meets $20 million goal

Team Trees

Team Trees, a tree-planting campaign backed by Tesla CEO Elon Musk, has officially met its fundraising goal of $20 million.

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