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Stranded at Sea
Leaking Ship, Full of Hazardous Cargo, Sends Email With "SOS" in Subject Line
12.11.21, 10:46 AM EST
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Schmear Horror
Hackers Are The Reason There's Not Enough Cream Cheese Right Now
12.11.21, 10:43 AM EST
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Wiper King
The Cybertruck Will Have a Single Absolutely Enormous Windshield Wiper
12.11.21, 10:27 AM EST
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Sucking Bag
Scientists Invent Tube That Sucks on Astronauts Like Giant Popsicles
Updated 12.11.21, 9:53 AM EST
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Blast 'Em
Startup Says It Can Dig Tunnels Really Fast by Melting Through Rock
12.10.21, 1:49 PM EST
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Heating Up
Amazon Rainforest on the Verge of Becoming a Dry Savannah, Scientists Say
12.10.21, 12:46 PM EST
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Bluetooth-gate
Kamala Harris Is Actually Right About the Bluetooth Headphones, You Nitwits
12.10.21, 11:50 AM EST
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The Great Resignation
Elon Musk Says He's Thinking of Quitting SpaceX and Tesla to Become an "Influencer"
Updated 12.10.21, 10:12 AM EST
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Little Dude
NASA Scientists Are Gonna Bawl Their Eyes When the Tiny Mars Chopper Dies
Updated 12.9.21, 4:29 PM EST
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Ice Ice Baby
Underground "Zombie Fires" Continue to Burn Even at 74 Degrees Below Zero
12.9.21, 4:25 PM EST
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Driving While Under the Influence of Gaming
The Feds Are Investigating Tesla for Allowing Drivers to Game While Driving
12.9.21, 2:19 PM EST
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Be Nice to It
Scientists Built a Robot With Jetpacks and a Creepy, Doll-Like Face
12.9.21, 1:31 PM EST
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