A study conducted by scientists from Trinity College Dublin could suggest that quantum processes are involved in the functions of our brains.

Small Suggestion

"As a result, we can deduce that those brain functions must be quantum."

Scientists Suggest Our Brains Work Like Quantum Computers

Researchers at Google Deepmind and the University of Oxford have concluded that it is now "likely" superintelligent AI will be the end of humanity.

We're Doomed

"An existential catastrophe is not just possible, but likely."

Google and Oxford Scientists Publish Paper Claiming AI Will "Likely" Annihilate Humankind

The iconic Pillars of Creation, considered by many the quintessential image of space, has been re-imaged by the James Webb Space Telescope.

Webb Wonders

Absolutely spectacular.

A New James Webb Shot of the Pillars of Creation Is Dazzling our Tiny Brains

It looks like new COVID-19 strains are about to surge this winter — and their new names may be inspiring Tesla CEO Elon Musk.

Too Many Babies

Let's hope he doesn't.

Elon Musk Says He Might Name His Next Kid After a COVID Variant

Pubs, clubs, and hotels in New South Wales, Australia, are testing a facial recognition system used to deter self-reported "problem gamblers."

Know When To Fold 'Em

"This is as terrifying as it is absurd."

Casinos to Use Facial Recognition to Keep "Problem Gamblers" Away

Using its NEOWISE telescope, NASA has combined 12 years worth of images to create the ultimate timelapse of our sky, and it's breathtaking.

Spacetime

Simply amazing.

This 12-Year Time-Lapse of the Entire Night Sky is Seriously Blowing Our Minds

It's official: 30,000 people were dumb enough to purchase Elon Musk's "Burnt Hair" meme perfume — and now, it's sold out.

We Be Burnin'

He had the last laugh.

Tens of Thousands of Idiots Bought Elon Musk's "Burnt Hair" Perfume and Now It's Sold Out

The Guardian reports that the BBC has already secretly prepared scripts to read on air in the event of energy shortages causing blackouts or empty gas reserves — a telling sign that between the war in Ukraine, growing energy uncertainty, and a fast-approaching winter, UK authorities are bracing for the absolute worst.

Always be Prepared

The BBC is preparing scripts in case there's a "major loss of power."

UK Authorities Anticipate Energy Blackouts This Winter

New data from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration indicates that all ten automated driving deaths since May involved Teslas.

Death Toll

"You're seeing innocent people who had no choice in the matter being killed or injured."

Overwhelming Majority of Automated Driving Deaths Caused by Tesla Vehicles

Indie sleaze is back, baby, and this time, it's coming to shatter — or maybe reinforce — your illusions about Grimes and MIA.

Grimed

Oops.

Grimes "Accidentally Reinvents Scientology" in Bonkers Interview With an Anti-Vaxxer

Canadian stoners, rejoice! If you're in Toronto and over the age of 19, you can now order some weed using Uber Eats.

It's Delivery, not DiGiorno

It's a great time to be a stoner.

Uber's Delivering Weed Now, Apparently

Hurricane Ian has rendered Florida's once beautiful blue-green waters into a horrible brown sludge that "looks like root beer" and smells like "dead fish."

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