Machine learning researchers are teaching neural networks how to superficially judge humans — and the results are pretty brutal.

Superficiality 

"We need to be careful about how this technology is used."

Scientists Create "Deliberately" Biased AI That Judges You as Brutally as Your Mother-in-Law

Japanese exoskeleton company Skeletonics has created a suit that can turn its wearer into a fighting exoskeleton ready fort the boxing ring of the future.

Robo Boxer

No power required.

Japanese Company Creates Suit That Turns You Into a Towering Mecha

Twitter is getting ready to accept Elon Musk's offer, The New York Times reports, a sign that the Tesla CEO may soon add the social media network to his already lengthy list of businesses. According to NYT, negotiations went on into the early morning hours of Monday.

Done Deal?

Negotiations reportedly went on into the early morning hours.

Elon Musk Reportedly in Final Stages of Deal to Buy Twitter

Florida's governor wants to dissolve Disney World's tiny self government and special tax status over anti-LGBTQ bills he wants to pass.

Mouse Trap

There's trouble in Magic Kingdom.

In Inadvertently Cyberpunk News, Florida Is Dissolving Disney's Private Government

A Booster was damaged in part of a SpaceX test and photos leaked online. CEO Elon Musk hasn't said anything on Twitter while trying to buy the platform.

Set Back

"It's pretty much curtains."

Leaked Photo Shows SpaceX’s New Prototype Damaged

A Boulder, Colorado man who set himself on fire in front of the Supreme Court to protest climate change died on Saturday.

Passionate Protest

Just awful.

Man Who Set Himself on Fire to Protest Climate Change Has Died

A CBS reporter broke the news that the International Space Station had to swerve to miss debris from a satellite blow up by Russia.

Swerving Satellite 

Russia is menacing Earth and the ISS.

The Space Station Has to Swerve to Avoid Debris from Satellite Russia Blew Up

A new Reddit clip shows a Tesla using the Smart Summon feature at a Cirrus event but crashes into a small private jet worth millions. Autopilot didn't work.

Autopilot Pun

"There’s still plenty of idiots to go around."

Tesla on Autopilot Crashes Into $3 Million Jet

Russian tanks are getting stuck in mud in Ukraine as it's the country's muddy or rainy season. President Vladmir Putin didn't plan his invasion properly.

Goin' Muddin'

"[The mud] has literally been a problem for 300 years.”

Russia's Military Is Getting Defeated by Ukrainian Mud

Billionaire CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, Elon Musk, confirmed leaked text messages with Microsoft's Bill Gates are real. Musk discussed Gates' stock position.

Billionaire Brawl

Billionaire tea sure is sweet.

Elon Musk Tells Bill Gates to Get Lost in Leaked Text Messages

Dodge the Question

Awkward.

Head of NASA Completely Bemused by Question from "Angry Astronaut"

A new report states Mark Zuckerberg is obsessed with devloping Facebook's metaverse products and contents and is sowing internal chaos.

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