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Daddy Issues
10.3.23, 11:52 AM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk’s Dad Says He Turned Down a Free Tesla
Suits Up
10.3.23, 10:53 AM EDT on the byte
Lawyer Who Successfully Sued Alex Jones Says His Next Target Is Elon Musk
Banking On It
10.1.23, 6:30 AM EDT on the byte
Twitter CEO Trying to Figure Out What to Tell Banks That Funded Elon's Disastrous Acquisition
Botched Broadcast
9.29.23, 2:00 PM EDT on the byte
Elon Sends Pleading Email to All of Twitter Staff After Live Stream Flub
You're Hired!
9.28.23, 12:11 PM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk Didn’t Bother Telling Twitter’s New CEO She Was Hired Before Announcing It
Tears of a Clown
9.25.23, 12:40 PM EDT on futurism
Elon Musk Apparently Bursts Into Tears With Surprising Frequency
Crocodile Lounge
9.22.23, 1:45 PM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk’s Dad Says Someone at His Emerald Mine Got Eaten by a Crocodile
Death Toll
9.22.23, 9:51 AM EDT on neoscope
Terrible Things Happened to Monkeys After Getting Neuralink Implants, According to Veterinary Records
Junior Kindergarden
9.20.23, 1:14 PM EDT on the byte
Don Jr's Twitter Account Got Hacked, Posted That Trump Had Died
Brain Chips
9.20.23, 11:56 AM EDT on neoscope
Neuralink Is Now Recruiting Human Subjects
Killin' It
9.19.23, 10:51 AM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk May Actually Kill Twitter For Real This Time
Bending, Breaking
9.16.23, 8:30 AM EDT on the byte
Free Speech Fundamentalist Elon Musk Mass Fired Staff for Saying Mean Things About Him