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Bloat Floats
Feb 8, 1:30 PM EST on neoscope
Afraid to Cut Anything From the Military Budget, Elon Is Now Sending a DOGE Boy to Make Cuts at Veterans Affairs
Crash Out
Feb 8, 10:30 AM EST on the byte
The Cybertruck Appears to Be More Deadly Than the Infamous Ford Pinto, According to a New Analysis
Major Intrusion
Feb 8, 9:45 AM EST on the byte
Elon Musk's DOGE Boys Now Infiltrating an Agency That's Been Investigating Tesla and SpaceX
Out of Thin Air
Feb 8, 7:30 AM EST on futurism
Paranoid Elon Musk Says That USAID Has Been Constructing a False Reality Around Us
Break Things
Feb 7, 5:39 PM EST on futurism
Elon Musk's DOGE Training an AI to Analyze Government Spending
Clown Show
Feb 7, 3:38 PM EST on futurism
One of Elon Musk's DOGE Boys Was Fired by Previous Job for Leaking Company Secrets
Just Kidding
Feb 7, 2:54 PM EST on futurism
Elon Musk Asks If He Can Re-Hire His Incredibly Racist DOGE Boy
Atomic Age
Feb 7, 1:30 PM EST on futurism
Government Lawyer Horrified as Musk Grants Nuclear Access to DOGE Boy
Silencing Critics
Feb 7, 12:18 PM EST on futurism
Elon Musk Calls for Firing of Wall Street Journal Reporter Who Found His DOGE Boy's Racist Tweets
Leave It To Elon
Feb 7, 11:31 AM EST on futurism
Elon Musk, Known for Exploding Rockets, Announces Plans to Overhaul Airplane Safety
Big Balls Governing
Feb 7, 10:43 AM EST on the byte
Elon's DOGE Boy Who "Resigned" Was Apparently Doing Something Very Naughty With the Treasury's Code
It's obvious
Feb 7, 9:47 AM EST on futurism
If Elon Musk Had Any Real Guts, He Would Go After the Gigantic Budget of the US Military