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Full FSD Ahead
10.30.24, 3:11 PM EDT on the byte
Tesla on Full Self-Driving Mode Plows Through Deer Without Even Slowing Down
Parking Wrought
10.30.24, 10:31 AM EDT on the byte
Woman Annoyed When Tesla With No Driver Suddenly Smashes Into Her Car
Please Stop Laughing
10.29.24, 9:00 AM EDT on the byte
Man Puzzled by Why His Cybertruck Makes Him a Public Laughingstock
Slime Time
10.28.24, 9:51 AM EDT on the byte
Green Ooze Gushing Out of Tesla Headquarters
Let Elon Take the...
10.25.24, 3:03 PM EDT on the byte
Tesla Has Secretly Been Testing Robotaxis
Lowering the Bar
10.24.24, 5:32 PM EDT on the byte
Tesla's Bizarre New Cybertruck Trickery Is So Shady We Can't Believe It's Real
How Much Could a ...
10.24.24, 3:28 PM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk Mocks Idea of an Affordable $25,000 Tesla
Glass Is Always G...
10.24.24, 11:01 AM EDT on futurism
Elon Musk Admits That Teslas With "Self-Driving" Computers May Never Be Able to Actually Self-Drive
Delulu
10.23.24, 5:54 PM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk Responds to Concerns That His Political Antics Are Tanking Tesla Sales
Our Designs, Comrade
10.22.24, 10:56 AM EDT on the byte
Producers of "Blade Runner 2049" Sue Elon Musk for Dragging Their Movie Into Tesla's Disastrous Robotaxi Event
Shoot to Repair Bill
10.19.24, 7:00 AM EDT on the byte
Moron Shoots Cybertruck, Alarmed to Discover It's Not Actually Bulletproof
Whale Then
10.18.24, 12:28 PM EDT on the byte
Tesla's $750 Million in Bitcoin Just Vanished From Where It Was Being Stored