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Greens Back
Jan 18, 8:30 AM EST on the byte
Donald Trump Dispatching Elon Musk's Old Buddy to Go Buy Greenland
Brain Dump
Jan 18, 8:00 AM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Once Said He Mainly Tweets While Pooping, So We Now Have Grave Concerns About the Condition of His Gastrointestinal System
Flirting With Dis...
Jan 18, 6:00 AM EST on the byte
Before Blowing It Up Outside Trump Tower, Bomber Used Cybertruck to Unsuccessfully Hit on Ex-Girlfriend
Second Base
Jan 17, 5:28 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk, Who Is Definitely Not Secretly Trump's Boss, Will Have Office on White House Compound
Evasive Maneuvers
Jan 17, 11:54 AM EST on the byte
Commercial Jets Forced to Divert After Elon Musk's Starship Explodes, Raining Fiery Debris Through Sky
Wagering War
Jan 16, 7:50 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Lost a Bet That COVID Would Quickly Fade, and What He Did Next Says a Lot About Him as a Person
Space Junk Lightshow
Jan 16, 6:44 PM EST on futurism
SpaceX’s Starship Explodes After Launch, Filling Sky With Epic Streaks of Fire
Marquee Moon
Jan 16, 6:10 PM EST on the byte
Congress Alarmed at Elon Musk's Plan to Cancel NASA Moon Landing
Detective Elon
Jan 16, 3:05 PM EST on futurism
Elon Musk Throws Tantrum After Being Exposed by Gamers, Leaks YouTuber's DMs and Seemingly Takes Away His Checkmark
Axeman Dumbeth
Jan 16, 11:37 AM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Claims Axe Murderer Targeted His Employees, Cops Say They Have No Idea What He's Talking About
Stolen Valor
Jan 14, 1:07 PM EST on futurism
Did Elon Musk Pay a Gamer to Level a Character Up, Then Accidentally Kill It Permanently Due to Incompetence?
Self-Inflammatory
Jan 14, 12:14 PM EST on the byte
Without Evidence, Elon Musk Says He's Saved Thousands of Lives in LA Wildfires