People Are Begging Elon Musk to Drill Holes in Their Skulls
Actual tweet: "TAKE MY BRAIN ELON"
Neuralink, Elon Musk’s secretive brain-computer interface company, came out of stealth mode to share its progress on a livestream Tuesday night.
The basic gist is that the company, which Musk repeatedly claimed would eventually connect human brains to the internet, has had some success reading the brain activity of lab rats. The company announced that it plans to begin testing its technology on human volunteers in 2020 — and people on Twitter immediately jumped at the opportunity.
I want to be a guinea pig.
— [F/L/W] _ (@FLWhitehorn) July 16, 2019
But the enthusiasm with which people responded shows just how exciting the internet finds the combined prospects of brain-computer interfaces, a new Elon Musk venture, and being able to look at memes without using their phones.
TAKE MY BRAIN ELON
— Philippe (@phleeep) July 16, 2019
Neuralink president Max Hodak told The New York Times that the company would use lasers to drill tiny holes in people’s skulls, through which flexible circuitry would access their brain activity. The idea is to make the procedure as noninvasive as possible, but that point may have been lost on people who offered to sacrifice themselves in the name of science.
where do i sacrifice myself in the name of science
— Michell LeAnn (@MichellBasler) July 17, 2019
Other Twitter volunteers were more cautious, like one who offered up his brain only if Neuralink gets regulatory approval from the FDA.
Hey Musk sign me up for one of your human test subjects once Neuralink is approved by the us Food and Drug Admin.
— نشوان مسفر (@skate_steve) July 17, 2019
It’s unclear why people are offering up their lives and brains on Twitter. Maybe they really want to do their part for scientific progress — or maybe they hope that theirs will be the tweet upon which Elon Musk bestows a coveted reply, granting them a brief moment of internet fame.
I'm smart enough to know I don't have the caliber to work for @neuralink, but I volunteer to be worked on by Neuralink
— Juan Cadavid A (@JP_C_A) July 17, 2019
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