Frank Landymore
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Out the Wazoo
5.28.24, 11:26 AM EDT on the byte
Elon Musk’s AI Company Announces Ungodly Sum of Money to Beat OpenAI
Facing the Music
5.25.24, 9:00 AM EDT on the byte
Spotify Says the Hardware Player It Sold You Two Years Ago Will Stop Working and the Only Thing You Can Do Is Throw It in the Trash
Onion-Skinned
5.24.24, 5:31 PM EDT on the byte
The Onion's Take on OpenAI's Scarlett Johansson Disaster Is Pretty Much Perfect
Off the Rails
5.24.24, 2:00 PM EDT on the byte
Tesla Driver Blames Full Self-Driving for Almost Plowing Into Moving Train
In Deep Dish
5.24.24, 9:03 AM EDT on the byte
The Reason That Google's AI Suggests Using Glue on Pizza Shows a Deep Flaw With Tech Companies' AI Obsession
*Shrug*
5.23.24, 3:55 PM EDT on the byte
Video Shows OpenAI Engineer Admitting It's "Deeply Unfair" to "Build AI and Take Everyone's Job Away"
Star-Boiled Detec...
5.23.24, 1:03 PM EDT on the byte
Scientists Attempt to Explain Why Hundreds of Stars Disappeared From Night Sky
Oh Ship?
5.23.24, 11:02 AM EDT on the byte
Ingenious Trick Cuts Cargo Ship Carbon Emissions by 17 Percent
Search Engine: De...
5.22.24, 4:31 PM EDT on the byte
Google Is Already Jamming Advertisements Into Its Crappy AI
Seeing Scarlet Red
5.22.24, 2:02 PM EDT on the byte
Legal Experts Say OpenAI Is in Big Trouble If Scarlett Johansson Decides to Sue
Yuge Losses
5.21.24, 5:02 PM EDT on the byte
Donald Trump's "Truth Social" Admits It Lost $327 Million This Quarter
Doom for Everybody
5.21.24, 3:40 PM EDT on the byte
Warm Water Rushing Under "Doomsday Glacier," Scientists Warn