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Willing Sacrifice

People Are Begging Elon Musk to Drill Holes in Their Skulls

July 17th 19__Dan Robitzski__Filed Under: Health & Medicine
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Guinea Pigs

Neuralink, Elon Musk’s secretive brain-computer interface company, came out of stealth mode to share its progress on a livestream Tuesday night.

The basic gist is that the company, which Musk repeatedly claimed would eventually connect human brains to the internet, has had some success reading the brain activity of lab rats. The company announced that it plans to begin testing its technology on human volunteers in 2020 — and people on Twitter immediately jumped at the opportunity.

Voluntary Tribute

“TAKE MY BRAIN ELON” tweeted one person — which is far more than Neuralink would likely need from its volunteers, since it only plans to weave tiny wires into subjects’ brains.

But the enthusiasm with which people responded shows just how exciting the internet finds the combined prospects of brain-computer interfaces, a new Elon Musk venture, and being able to look at memes without using their phones.

Zappy Brain

Neuralink president Max Hodak told The New York Times that the company would use lasers to drill tiny holes in people’s skulls, through which flexible circuitry would access their brain activity. The idea is to make the procedure as noninvasive as possible, but that point may have been lost on people who offered to sacrifice themselves in the name of science.

Other Twitter volunteers were more cautious, like one who offered up his brain only if Neuralink gets regulatory approval from the FDA.

It’s unclear why people are offering up their lives and brains on Twitter. Maybe they really want to do their part for scientific progress — or maybe they hope that theirs will be the tweet upon which Elon Musk bestows a coveted reply, granting them a brief moment of internet fame.

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