We have updated our Privacy Policy. Please review to learn more. By continuing to use our services, you agree to these updates.

Leonine

Jeff Bezos Mad That Girlfriend Is Thirsting for Leonardo DiCaprio

"Leo, come over here, I want to show you something..."
Noor Al-Sibai Avatar
It appears that billionaire Jeff Bezos may have a sense of humor after tweeting a "threat" at Leonardo DiCaprio.
Image: Getty / Futurism

He’s Jelly

It appears that billionaire Jeff Bezos may have a sense of humor.

In response to a now-viral video of the Amazon and Blue Origin founder’s girlfriend Lauren Sánchez cozying up to movie star Leonardo DiCaprio, Bezos tweeted a photo of himself standing with a cliffside “danger” sign warning of a “steep cliff” and “fatal drop.”

Bezos tagged DiCaprio and added, in syntax that’s a bizarre mix of dad humor, clueless billionaire, and, perhaps, an interest in the most dangerous game: “Leo, come over here, I want to show you something…”

Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio https://t.co/Gt2v9JZTNz pic.twitter.com/KqGLB839NI

— Jeff Bezos (@JeffBezos) November 8, 2021

Wealth Sacks

Tarnishing the joke, sports website Barstool Sports — the source Bezos quote-tweeted with the video of his girlfriend hugging DiCaprio — was cancelled once again this week after its “presidente” and founder Dave Portnoy was accused of sexual assault by multiple former partners.

Big picture, was the tweet a joke? A threat? One more misfired attempt to appear relatable?

At Bezos’ level of demigodlike, star-system-colonizing wealth, we’ll probably never know.

More on Bezos: A Guy Quit Blue Origin and Sent Jeff Bezos a Memo That Tore the Company to Shreds

Noor Al-Sibai Avatar

Noor Al-Sibai

Senior Staff Writer

I’m a senior staff writer at Futurism, where my work covers medicine, artificial intelligence and its impact on media and society, NASA and the private space sector.