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Brain Dump
Jan 18, 8:00 AM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Once Said He Mainly Tweets While Pooping, So We Now Have Grave Concerns About the Condition of His Gastrointestinal System
Detective Elon
Jan 16, 3:05 PM EST on futurism
Elon Musk Throws Tantrum After Being Exposed by Gamers, Leaks YouTuber's DMs and Seemingly Takes Away His Checkmark
Stockholm Syndrome
Jan 10, 4:04 PM EST on futurism
Grimes Defends Elon Musk While Fleeing Fire He's Blaming on Woke
No Conscience
Jan 10, 1:26 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Blames LA Wildfires on Black Firefighters
Slurring Words
Jan 7, 11:39 AM EST on the byte
As He Calls for "Positivity" on Twitter, Elon Musk Keeps Using a Disgusting Slur Against the Intellectually Disabled as a Bullying Insult
Says You
12.30.24, 1:29 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Begs People on Twitter to Be Nicer
Beteleguse Betele...
12.16.24, 10:16 AM EST on futurism
Former Governor of Maryland Mocked for Posting Video of "Drones" That Appear to Be Ordinary Stars
Traffic Jam
12.14.24, 7:00 AM EST on futurism
Twitter's Traffic Falling Relative to Bluesky
Bluer Skies
11.27.24, 5:16 PM EST on the byte
Change to Twitter Suggests Elon Musk Is Panicking Over Users Leaving for Bluesky
Account Down
11.27.24, 2:17 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Demands Ownership of InfoWars Social Accounts
Bat to the Future
11.26.24, 4:19 PM EST on the byte
Elon Musk Suggests That He Is an Ancient Being Who Assumes Human Identities
Terminally Online
11.26.24, 9:11 AM EST on the byte
Zuckerberg Seems Genuinely Alarmed by the Explosive Growth of Bluesky