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Sex Positions in Space Will Be Amazing, Scientist Says

That is, once they figure out how to address Newton's Third Law.
A NASA clinical consultant says that sex in space will likely become far more common and even normal as space travel becomes more ambitious.
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Having sex in space doesn’t come up as a serious topic of consideration very often. But as humanity attempts to travel deeper into space for longer periods of time, Russian state-run outlet Sputnik News reports that space agencies and space tourism companies may need to start taking it into account.

“Yes, it is possible,” NASA clinical consultant Kira Bacal told Sputnik. “Humans have been having sexual relations in all sorts of weird and wonderful and odd places, I think, since our species began.”

Bacal added that space travelers will be able to come up with all sorts of amazing new positions, but that they’re going to have to have a primer on Newtonian physics first — otherwise they’ll just float away from each other.

Non-Newtonian Fluids

Of course, space missions are typically high-stakes and low-privacy, so any amorous astronauts would also face unique challenges beyond bouncing around in zero gravity. Space travelers will also need to face possible medical challenges, as well as the potential drama of picking and maybe breaking up with partners — who are also coworkers — in tightly confined spaces.

“I think that a lot of the libido and sex drive for many will be somewhat reduced by the other factors that we’ve talked about by being far from home, by having in most cases a fairly busy work schedule,” Bacal told Sputnik. “You have moonlight, but it’s not exactly candlelight. So, it’s not a very romantic setting. And you simply may not have accessible mating candidates.”

But that said, as space travel becomes more common and more ambitious, Bacal thinks that having sex off-world will become the new normal — even going as far as comparing the practice to the “Mile High Club.”

READ MORE: Sex in Space: Why Do Astronauts Keep It on Hush-Hush and Will It Become New Normal? [Sputnik News]

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Dan Robitzki is a senior reporter for Futurism, where he likes to cover AI, tech ethics, and medicine. He spends his extra time fencing and streaming games from Los Angeles, California.