ChatGPT is capable of churning out workable crochet patterns. Just one catch: the finished product might not be exactly what you were looking for. 

Witness Protection Manatee

"It looks wrong and ugly, but also very cute."

Asking ChatGPT for Crochet Patterns Yields Disturbing Results

Using old data, NASA has discovered that Venus' mantle may be "squishy" and full of volcanic activity, which could explain one of its biggest mysteries.

Squishmallow

Turns out Venus is even weirder than we thought!

NASA Says Venus Is Being Remade by a Squishy Shell

Elon Musk is apparently seeking to rival OpenAI, the firm he co-founded and subsequently left, with his own anti-"woke" artificial intelligence. 

Woke Wars

Come on, dude, really?

Elon Musk Recruiting Team to Build His Own Anti-"Woke" AI to Rival ChatGPT

Speaking to The Verge, the world's largest scientific publishing house has announced its decision to outlaw listing ChatGPT and other LLMs as a coauthor.

Not a Scientist, Just Three Chatbots in a Trench Coat

"We need transparency."

Largest Publisher of Scientific Journals Cracks Down on Scientists Listing ChatGPT as Coauthor

Solar geoengineering might be the quickest may to reduce warming, but these scientists call for more research before it can be championed or ruled out.

SPF 9000

"While reducing emissions is crucial, no level of reduction undertaken now can reverse the warming effect of past and present greenhouse gas emissions."

Group of 60 Scientists Urge Research Into Geoengineering the Earth to Fight Climate Change

Suffering a bit of anxiety over what recent breakthroughs in artificial intelligence (AI) might mean for humanity? So is billionaire Elon Musk.

Therapy Session

Same, Elon. Same.

Elon Musk Says He's Suffering "Existential Angst" About AI

Physicists claim to have pulled energy out of a vacuum, a trick that required them to teleport it from a different location using quantum devices.

Emptier Than Empty

Wait, what?

Researchers Say They Managed to Pull Quantum Energy From a Vacuum

Tesla is pausing installations of its controversial "Full Self-Driving" software after federal regulators called it a "crash risk." 

Full Scale Disaster

This is probably for the best. 

Tesla Has Totally Paused New Installations of "Full Self-Driving" After Safety Concerns

A ResumeBuilder.com survey found that around a quarter of business leaders have replaced their workers with OpenAI's ChatGPT chatbot.

ScabGPT

Is anyone safe?

Bosses Say They're Already Replacing Workers With AI

Accounts of a bizarre falling powder-like dust substance have begun plaguing multiple Mid-Atlantic states on the East Coast. 

American Dust

All we are is dust in the wind, apparently. 

Reports of Strange Powder Falling From the Sky in Multiple States

A strange cloud of dust and gas is slowly being sucked into the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy, an extreme rendezvous of epic proportions that we've closely been following for at least 20 Earth years.

Sucked Up

It's in for a rude awakening.

Large, Mysterious Object Getting Sucked Into Milky Way's Supermassive Black Hole

Despite sleeping at the office in November former head of Twitter payments Esther Crawford was fired by CEO Elon Musk last week.

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