It'll keep your sandwich warm while you get your game on.
McDonald's has come up with a hideous gaming chair called the "McCrispy," which features "stain-proof leather" and even a fry holster — a wretched and seemingly ill-advised attempt to cash in on the popularity of e-sports.
The McCrispy Ultimate Gaming Chair also can hold stow your drink as well as two dips. It even features a "hot box to keep your McCrisp1y warm while gaming," according to a press release.
Yes, we wish were making this up. It's an abomination that reminds us of the Segway-like chairs featured in Pixar's "WALL-E." Sure, there's nothing wrong in indulging in some trashy fast food — but do they really have to pander this hard to a demo that sounds, frankly, horrifying?
The chair was first advertised by the chain on its official UK Facebook page on Monday.
To keep the monstrosity clean, customers can also access a "built-in napkin holder" that features "two reusable napkins with McCrispy branding."
The stain-proof leather will not only ward off greasy fingerprints and Coke spills, it'll also make sure particularly sweaty gamers don't leave a permanent imprint after a long gaming session.
In summary, the chair leaves us with one glaring question: has humanity really sunk this low? Will gamers really be lining up for this atrocity?
In case you are indeed interested, you'll have to act quick: the franchise is only giving away a single chair as part of the promotion.
Now, excuse us while we get a Clorox wipe.
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