"It appears that the Center for Disease has given up on Control and Prevention."

"There’s a lot of stuff out there we don’t even understand."

The cops were hunting a teenager for getting an abortion — and arrested her as a result of her Facebook data.

It's about time.

This little piggy did not go to the market.

"Am I, a child, supposed to birth and carry another child?"

From polio to snail-borne meningitis, here's your daily dose of hell!

"It was just a matter of time."

He's experiencing "very mild symptoms."

"It's like erecting a living monument."