Welp, that was underwhelming.
After keeping the public waiting for months, the Pentagon finally released its hotly anticipated declassified report on "unidentified aerial phenomena" (government speak for UFOs) on Friday.
You might think the public learned the truth about UFOs, aliens, what they're keeping at Area 51, and who really built the pyramids.
In reality, what the Pentagon released was an aggressively underwhelming nine pages of (frankly) boring stuff we were already told: The US government has no idea what UFOs actually are.
"The limited amount of high-quality reporting on unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) hampers our ability to draw firm conclusions about the nature or intent of UAP," read the report. That roughly translates into, "We don’t have enough evidence to say one way or another what's going on with the UFOs."
So while many people (including us here at Futurism) were hopeful that the report would shed some light on what the UFOs are exactly, what we ultimately got was more disappointing bureaucratic vagueness.
We weren't the only ones disappointed in the report either, if the reaction on social media is any indication:
Hearing reports that the UFO report sucks pic.twitter.com/O1DCU7mfmx
— Unexplained Occurrences 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (@TalesOfBeyond) June 25, 2021
The Official Pentagon UFO Report : pic.twitter.com/3rdALQTMEs
— julio iii (@x_julio_95) June 25, 2021
The pentagon #UFO report in a nutshell: pic.twitter.com/lvu5A92ptu
— Greg Newkirk 🔦 (@nuekerk) June 25, 2021
"It reads like it was written by a summer intern without a security clearance," said Reddit user u/Woffle_WT in a comment to a post of the report on /r/UFO. "Never a good sign about the motivation of the author when the title page and the appendix comprise 25% of the report."
There were a few interesting tidbits. For one, it does conclude that the majority of unidentified objects are likely physical rather than optical illusions "given that the majority of UAP were registered across multiple sensors, to include radar, infrared, electro-optical, weapon seekers, and visual observation." However, it stops short of identifying what it could actually be.
Even when the report does say something that could almost be cool like how the objects "appeared to exhibit unusual flight characteristics," it immediately throws cold water on it saying it's probably just the "result of sensor errors, spoofing, or observer misperception."
Gee. Whoever wrote this must be great at parties.
The report did state very clearly that the unidentified objects were definitely not the result of the US government testing highly-advanced flying tech… which coincidentally is exactly what they would say if they were doing that.
However, they do say that the objects might be from a foreign adversary "deployed by China, Russia, another nation, or a non-governmental entity."
"UAP pose a hazard to safety of flight and could pose a broader danger if some instances represent sophisticated collection against U.S. military activities by a foreign government or demonstrate a breakthrough aerospace technology by a potential adversary," the report said.
Despite the relative letdown the report turned out to be, it does mark a fairly groundbreaking moment in history: The US government is now actively acknowledging and investigating the existence of UFOs in an official capacity.
And if nothing else, the Pentagon does not rule out the idea that these sightings are evidence of extraterrestrial visitors. So, if you want to believe in alien existence, you definitely still can — just don't hold your breath for the US government to confirm or deny it.
READ MORE: Preliminary Assessment: Unidentified Aerial Phenomena [Office of the Director of National Intelligence]
More on the UFO report: The Pentagon Just Released Its UFO Report