"You're just kind of defenseless."

Sacré Bleu!

If you're a Google review loyalist, you may want to think twice about judging a book by a 1-star cover anytime soon. The New York Times reports that grifters are holding a number of restaurants hostage with terrible ratings, asking for digital gift cards in exchange for deleting the posts.

According to the NYT, each affected eatery — many of which have coveted Michelin stars — received the same email threat following the single star aggression.

"We sincerely apologize for our actions, and would not want to harm your business," it reads, alleging that the sender lives in India and the $75 Google Play gift card requested each time could be worth weeks of income. "But we have no other choice."

Michelin Marauders

Alan B. Watkins, cybersecurity consultant and author of "Creating a Small Business Cybersecurity Program," explained to the publication that this type of cybercrime is almost impossible to prevent, especially because gift card payments are incredibly difficult to trace.

Instead, owners have to rely on recourse by way of alerting authorities, communicating the situation to customers, and, perhaps most frustratingly, going through Google.

"You're just kind of defenseless," Julianna Yang, general manager at San Francisco restaurant Sons & Daughters, told the NYT. "It seems like we're just sitting ducks."

Customer Service Hell

While the NYT reports that some restaurants have found recourse via Google assistance and social media outcry, many others have thus far remained in customer service purgatory.

"I'm losing my mind," said the manager at Chicago's EL Ideas, who claimed that Google had told the restaurant that according to its moderation guidelines, the review could not be taken down. "I don’t know how to get us out of this."

This is a pretty terrible situation. If see a dismal star rating, maybe take a scroll through the comments and see if the 1-star reviews have text or images — according to the NYT, the ones left by the scammers have all been without context.

And to the restauranteurs: this sucks. We salute you as you head to Google moderation battle.

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