---
title: "Watch These Coronavirus-Ignoring Idiots Having a Great Spring Break, Dooming Us"
description: "These coronavirus-ignoring idiots are the dumbest people in America today, and also, are the faces of \"community transmission.\""
date: "2020-03-18"
modified: "2020-03-19"
authors:
  - name: "Foster Kamer"
    job_title: "Editor-in-Chief"
    link: "https://futurism.com/authors/foster.md"
url: "https://futurism.com/neoscope/coronavirus-idiots"
categories:
  - "Health & Medicine"
  - "Medical"
  - "Pathogens"
  - "Viruses"
tags:
  - "coronavirus"
  - "covid-19"
  - "smooth brains"
---

# Watch These Coronavirus-Ignoring Idiots Having a Great Spring Break, Dooming Us

![](<https://futurism.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-idiots-1.jpg>)
*\<em\>Image: Sergio Souza via Unsplash\</em\>*

With apologies to T.S. Eliot: This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a bro, on spring break.

https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1240372455929196545

The smooth-brained knuckle-dragging morons portrayed above are, writ large, our long national nightmare, and Great Americans, at least in the sense that they subscribe to a historic tradition, here: Nothing more than the bald-faced denial of basic and essential realities and complete and total nihilistic selfish solipsistic assclownery, in the middle of a national state of emergency, getting into a true "lituation" as the rest of us hunker down in our homes to help prevent the community spread of a disease currently wrecking havoc on global health care systems, economies, and — oh yeah — killing people, too.

Brady Sluder for President.

### Author social links  
[Bluesky](<https://bsky.app/profile/foster.bsky.social>)

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