Maggie Harrison Dupré
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That S*** Stank
1.6.23, 2:24 PM EST on the byte
Twitter Employees Beg Elon Musk for Toilet Paper as Horrid Stench Seeps From Bathroom
To Infinity
1.6.23, 11:39 AM EST on the byte
Tesla Mocked for Claiming Cybertruck Can Pull "Near Infinite Mass"
New Tools
1.5.23, 5:09 PM EST on neoscope
Police Say They Used Genealogy Database to Arrest Idaho Murder Suspect
VPN Season
1.5.23, 2:11 PM EST on futurism
New Louisiana Law Forces You to Upload ID to Watch Porn Online
Designer Elderly
1.4.23, 4:10 PM EST on futurism
Experts Worried Elderly Billionaires Will Become Immortal, Compounding Wealth Forever
Futurism
Updated 1.4.23, 10:19 AM EST on futurism
Stanford Scientists Warn That Civilization as We Know It Will End in "Next Few Decades"
The NFL Sucks
1.4.23, 10:18 AM EST on neoscope
NFL Accused of Trying to Continue Game After Player Suffered Cardiac Arrest on Field
Bot Rush
12.21.22, 9:36 AM EST on futurism
An Overwhelming Number of Porn Bot Accounts "Drowned Out" Chinese Protest Content on Twitter
Hardcore Mode
Updated 12.21.22, 9:19 AM EST on futurism
Even Twitter's Intern Just Resigned in Disappointment
Snooze Button
Updated 12.20.22, 3:33 PM EST on the byte
Sam Bankman-Fried Caught Either Sleeping or Resting His Eyes in Court
Man of the People
Updated 12.20.22, 2:51 PM EST on the byte
It Turns Out Trump's Wretched NFTs Were Plagiarized
Backtrack, Backtrack
Updated 12.19.22, 4:23 PM EST on futurism
It Turns Out Elon Musk’s Stalking Incident Had Nothing to Do With ElonJet