More from Joe Wilkins (Page 7)

The Industrialists

New Website Detects Apocalypse If Billionaire Jets Start Fleeing en Masse

Debt Collectors Are Being Replaced With AI Agents

The MyPillow Guy’s Entire Business is Being Held Hostage by Hackers

Machine Learning

Companies That Adopted AI Agents Alarmed to Discover They’re Botching Incredibly Important Tasks

99 Percent of CEOs Are Preparing to Lay Off Workers and Replace Them With AI Within Two Years, Survey Finds

Two Men Arrested for Creating AI Deepfake Porn

Sun Suddenly Blasts Powerful Radio Transmission for 19 Continuous Days

Chaos Reigns as Fox News Guest Appears to Be Wearing Human-Like Mask

Doomsday Glacier Shows Signs of Imminent Disintegration

Renewable Energy

Peter Thiel Working on Floating Data Centers in the Ocean

Academics in Meltdown Now That They’re Responsible for AI Hallucinations in Their Research Papers

SpaceX Announces Plans to Put Billionaire on First Rocket to Mars

Artificial Intelligence

Marc Andreessen Sputters Incomprehensibly at Question About How AI Will Actually Benefit Humankind

Machine Learning

Democrats’ 2024 Election Autopsy Shows Signs of Sloppy AI Generation

Town Councilmember Goes Berzerk at Surveillance Camera Ban, Threatens to Outlaw Virtually All Modern Technology

SpaceX Stock May Actually Be a Horrendous Investment

Scientists Detect Huge Structure Under Ocean Fueling the Deadly Upcoming El Niño

The Trump Phone Appears to Have Already Leaked Its Customers’ Personal Information Through a Glaring Exploit

Elon Musk’s Ex Says He Bragged About 10,000 Lasers in Orbit That Are “Not a Piece They’ll See on the Chess Board”

Artificial Intelligence

It Seems a Lot Like Trump Accidentally Invested $1 Million in a Conveyor Belt Sushi Restaurant Thinking It Was an AI Hardware Company

Why Is Mark Zuckerberg Taunting His Employees Before Firing Them?

The “Made in America” Trump Phone Appears to be a Disguised Cheapo Chinese Smartphone

The Industrialists

Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Playing a Cruel Game With Meta Employees

Trump Caught Buying Tech Stocks and Then Pumping Their Value by Publicly Praising Them

The Industrialists

Mark Zuckerberg Used Shell Companies to Bully Native Hawaiians

Alibaba Selling High-Powered Laser Guns

Tech Workers, Long Treated Like Aristocracy, Are Now Human Waste

Investors Flocking to Super-Anonymous Cryptocurrency Used for the Sketchiest Stuff Imaginable

Robophobic Airline Bans Humanoid Robots From Flights After Disruption

Self-Driving Vehicles

Swarm of Empty Waymos Descends on Unsuspecting Suburb, Circle Cul-de-Sacs for Hours on End Like Strange Ghosts

Future Materials

Scientists Say $600,000 Lab-Grown “T-Rex Leather” Handbag Is Actually Something Laughable

Princeton in Shambles Over AI Cheating

Being a Crappy Boss to AI Chatbots Pushes Them Toward Spouting Marxist Rhetoric and Organizing With Their Compatriots, Researchers Find

College Kid Shuts Down High Speed Trains With a Laptop and a Radio

Machine Learning

Amazon Employees Forced to Hit Quotas on AI Use, Immediately Start Using it for Everything Except Work

Doctors’ AI Systems Are Hallucinating Nonexistent Medical Issues During Appointments With Patients

Scientists Say They’ve Invented a Serum That Activates a Dormant Ability to Regrow Lost Limbs in Mammals

AI Appears to Be Trapping Certain Job Applicants in a Limbo Where They Never Get an Interview for “Reasons” That Are Completely Unfair

If AI Causes a Mass Unemployment Crisis, Will the Public Explode Into Violence?

Electric Company Says It’s Cutting Off an Entire Town So It Can Sell All Its Power to Data Centers

Elon Musk’s Attempts at AI Are Falling Apart

Last Time an El Niño Was This Bad, It Killed 50 Million People

AI Is Giving Your Boss Tools to Be More Monstrous Than Ever Before

Grok Just Issued a Brutal Beatdown to Elon Musk

Angry Mom Defeats Entire AI Data Center

The Military Base Home to Air Force One Leaked 32,000 Gallons of Jet Fuel Into the Potomac River Over the Last Few Months

Residents Furious After Their Town Board Rejected an OpenAI Data Center, But a Billionaire Developer Forced It Through Anyway

Japan Deploying Combat Drones Made of Cardboard

Machine Learning

ChatGPT Is Saying Weird Things in Chinese

Oracle Forced to Cancel Incredibly Polluting Natural Gas Plant to Power AI Data Center

Quantum Physics

Versions of You in Other Universes May Be Subtly Affecting Your Destiny, Oxford Physicist Says

The Upcoming El Niño Is About to Unleash Devastation, Experts Warn

RX and Medicine

A Member of Sackler Family Says She Got Addicted to Opioids

Bosses Horrified as “AI Native” College Graduates Hit the Workplace

Artificial Intelligence

In Irony-Soaked Incident, Amazon Data Center Shuts Down Due to High Temperatures

Scammers Furious That Their Fellow Criminals Are Using AI, Saying It’s Unethical

You’ll Never Guess Trade Unions’ Position on AI Data Centers

Billionaire Declares That “Tax the Rich” Is Hate Speech That Offends Him Horribly

FBI Director Kash Patel Says AI Has Stopped Numerous Violent Attacks Against America. We’d Love to See a Single Whiff of Evidence

Video Shows Amazon Drone Dropping Package Into Pond

Ordinary People Fear AI, While the Tech Leaders Working to Create a Permanent Underclass Say They’re Extremely Psyched About It

Self-Driving Vehicles

Busy Roadways Clogged as Waymo Becomes Stumped by Small Puddle

Passengers Groan as Humanoid Robot on Flight Causes Hour-Long Delay at Oakland Airport

Zuckerberg Trying to Simulate Human Biology at the Cellular Level

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