--- title: "Meta Warns That Mark Zuckerberg Could Die at Any Moment" description: "Death Note Executives over at Meta-formerly-Facebook are freaked out enough by CEO Mark Zuckerberg's extracurriculars that they're straight up warning investors that he might, well, die. In the company's annual financial report, Meta warned that Zuckerberg and other, unnamed \"members of management\" have taken to engaging in \"various high-risk activities, such as combat sports, extreme […]" date: "2024-02-05" modified: "2024-02-05" authors: - name: "Noor Al-Sibai" job_title: "Senior Staff Writer" link: "https://futurism.com/authors/nooralsibai" url: "https://futurism.com/the-byte/meta-mark-zuckerberg-could-die" categories: - "Artificial Intelligence" - "Future Society" - "Meta" tags: - "mark zuckerberg" - "Meta" - "Stocks" - "the digest" --- # Meta Warns That Mark Zuckerberg Could Die at Any Moment ![Executives at Meta are so freaked out by CEO Mark Zuckerberg's extracurriculars that they're warning investors that he might straight up die. ]() *\Image: Alex Wong via Getty / Futurism\* ## Death Note Executives over at Meta-formerly-Facebook are freaked out enough by CEO Mark Zuckerberg's extracurriculars that they're straight up warning investors that he might midlife crisis himself right off this mortal plane. In the company's [annual financial report](), Meta warned that Zuckerberg and other unnamed "members of management" have taken to engaging in "various high-risk activities, such as combat sports, extreme sports, and recreational aviation, which carry the risk of serious injury and death." "If Mr. Zuckerberg were to become unavailable for any reason, there could be a material adverse impact on our operations," the filing said, in what may be the biggest understatement of the year thus far. "The loss of other key personnel, including members of management as well as key engineering, product development, marketing, and sales personnel, could also disrupt our operations and have an adverse effect on our business." There's obviously a lot left unsaid between the lines of that statement, not least of which that the [increasingly zany]() CEO — and, apparently, other people in ranking positions at the social giant — is putting not only himself at risk, but also his business and the livelihoods of the 67,000-odd people still employed there after its several [rounds of layoffs]() over the [past few years](). ## Fight Club Last summer, Zuckerberg and his [rival apparent](), fellow social network owner and [mass-firer]() Elon Musk, [agreed to meet each other in the ring]() for some good old-fashioned hand-to-hand combat. So far, [various factors]() including objections from [Musk's supermodel mother]() have kept them from facing off just yet. While it doesn't seem like company executives are suggesting that Musk is going to be Zuckerberg's cause of death — he has Zuckerberg [battled other foes]() in a martial arts setting — it also proposed that any number of his other high-risk activities could bring about the elder millennial's untimely demise, including his interest in [surfing on a raised platform]() (known as hydrofoiling) and his more recent [desire to attain his pilot's license](). Despite the warnings, [Meta's stock skyrocketed]() after the financial disclosure dropped, suggesting that thoughts of the CEO's potentially imminent death weren't a total downer. Could the segment about Zuckerberg's dangerous hobbies have been a ploy to raise Meta's stock price? Nobody at our pay grade knows the answer to that question — but it seems that his macho man antics are gaining a lot of interest all the same. **More on Meta-Zuck:** [*Mark Zuckerberg Still Bleeding Money on Metaverse*]() ## Author At Futurism, I've often been drawn to unpacking the narratives that underlie technological, scientific and medical progress, with a special interest in areas of conflict and ambiguity that end up setting agendas and steering the fates of both elites and the hoi polloi. I'm a committed generalist, but I often find myself returning to work involving NASA and the private space sector, the effects of AI on media and society, and the mechanics of the pharmaceutical industry, with a specific focus on the spread of GLP-1 drugs like Ozempic and Wegovy. Prior to Futurism, I worked for publications ranging from Media Matters and Truthdig to Raw Story and Bustle. I'm also the author of "Myspace Scene Queens," a 2024 title in Instar Books' acclaimed "Remember the Internet" series. My work at Futurism has been cited by outlets including the New Yorker, Slate, Nieman Lab, the Verge, the MIT Technology Review, the Sunday Times, and the Daily Beast. I grew up in North Carolina, attended the University of North Carolina at Asheville, and now live in Brooklyn, New York. In my free time, I'm an avid reader and music fan; you can probably find me at a local poetry reading, concert, underground rave, or DJ set. I'm the proud parent of an ineffable orange cat named Mee-Mow. ### Author social links [Bluesky]()